jesster79's definitions

Crow T. Robot

One of the robot characters from Mystery Science Theater 3000. The coolest 'bot of them all.

"Joel, this is gonna turn into a snuff film."
"No Marmaduke, don't use the triple overhanded stich. Bad dog!"

by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Cowboys

A collection of losers all bundeled together into a football team. A football team whose members were picked up from the local prison. Proof that the President of the United States should never come from Texas.

A good year is when the Cowboys don't make it to the playoffs or are knocked out during the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

nutcase

A term describing a person who has totally lost their grip on reality. Such people are mainly from the right wing of the political spectrum, and are often politicians and religious extremists.

Nutcase could describe the following people.

George Bush
Pat Robertson
Jerry Falwell
Ann Coulter
Bill O'Rielly
Rush Limbaugh
Michael Savage
Dick Cheney
Osama bin Laden
Trent Lott

by jesster79 January 19, 2006

Bill O'Reilly

A FOX News Commentator who is a loudmouthed boor. A Republican zealot who thinks Bush can do no wrong. An oversexed middle aged man who chases younger women, and has perverted fantasies about scoring with these young women.

See also: pervert
See also: propaganda
See also: George W. Bush

by jesster79 January 24, 2005

combover

An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.

See vain.

by jesster79 March 7, 2004

MeinPillow

A nickname for MyPillow, and more specifically its CEO Mike Lindell due to Lindell's support of the previous administration and the plan he tried to provide to overturn the 2020 election.

The MeinPillow guy is complaining that retailers have dropped his products after he was seen trying to present Trump with a plan to implement martial law.

by jesster79 February 5, 2021

Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021