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Definitions by jesster79

"Manos" The Hands of Fate 

A truly God Awful film. One of the worst films ever made. Made by fertilizer salesman Hal Warren on a bet that he could make a sucessful horror film.

Using $19,000, an old spring wound camera, made an unwatchable film. A film where Warren showed how amature his film was when he forgot to put the opening credits in.

A film where a man played by Warren, his wife, and his daughter stop at the inn of "The Master." The family meets Torgo and settle in for a night of horror. A featured part of the film is Warren's personal fantasy where women in translucent robes wrestle in the night. Disturbing in that the little girl becomes a wife of "The Master."
Proof that fertilizer sales people should never be allowed to make their own films.
An evil person who acts very much like one of the Darths found in Star Wars. A person who is causing misery and suffering.
Darth by jesster79 January 23, 2005

Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.
1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
Donald Rumsfeld by jesster79 January 23, 2005
Quite possibly one of the lowest forms of life around. Fills the email boxes of people with offers for increasing the size of male genitila, mortgage refinacing, credit, links to pages displaying every kind of sexual act known to humans, and among other things, pills.
I know someone who was in the hospital for a week last year, when he got home there was over 2000 spam messages in his inbox.
spammer by jesster79 March 12, 2004

combover 

An attempt to hide hair loss on the head which has become obvious. Usually done by males. Usually looks worse than the baldness that the person is attempting to hide.
combover by jesster79 March 7, 2004

hair transplant 

An attempt to cover hair loss by taking hair from one part of the head and moving it to the part experiencing hair loss. Usually not much better than mutilation. Usually done by males.
hair transplant by jesster79 March 7, 2004