Judas Booth

A pseudonym used by an author who wishes to disassociate him or herself from a written work. The pseudonym is a combination of Judas Iscariot and John Wilkes Booth.

See also Alan Smithee.
David Lynch was so pissed off about the extended edition he had the screenplay credit changed to Judas Booth
by jesster79 May 26, 2018
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Dennis Hastert

1. A man who thought it was more important for Republicans to win in Florida than it was to protect underage Congressional Pages from being preyed upon by former Rep. Mark Foley.

2. A man who puts his own party ahead of his country.

3. A man who is an enabler.
Dennis Hastert did nothing when people came to him expressing concerns about Mark Foley sending inappropriate emails to Congressional Pages.
by jesster79 October 08, 2006
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fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.
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Bushwhacked

The state of the planet after five years of the current occupant of the White House being in power. This state includes a damaged enviornment, a country that cares only for the wealthy special interestes, and where the Constitution is used to wipe the President's ass. It also includes a disastous war in Iraq, corpses piling up in the streets of New Orleans because our bastard of a President couldn't be bothered to do his duty, and a generally worsening quality of life throughout the world.
Man, ever since President Bush took office, the whole world has been Bushwhacked.
by jesster79 March 13, 2006
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Texas

A state that has given us people who have caused so much misery and death that it's not even funny.

A state that if it fell into the ocean tommorrow there would be a shout of joy throughout the world even louder than the the one heard at the end of World War II.

A state who if World War III starts will be able to say that the people responsible for starting the war from their state.

A state where if bullshit was snow it'd be buried in about 30 or 40 feet of it throughout the state.
Texas has given us the likes of George W. Bush and Tom DeLay. People of Texas probably feel proud that their "native sons" have caused so much misery and death through out the world.
by jesster79 February 09, 2006
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bottomless money pit

A bottomless pit that is full of money. What some in government think they have when it comes to doing things.
George W. Bush thinks he has a bottomless money pit so that he can do anything he wants. This is the main reason we have such high deficets.
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bullshit master

Someone who is such a fountain of bullshit that they become a master of the art of spewing that stuff around.
Our monkey boy President George W. Bush is the foremost bullshit master alive today.
by jesster79 March 14, 2005
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