Palpatine

Someone George W. Bush looks up to. Someone who Bush has tried to model his regime after.

George W. Bush's hero is Palpatine.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

blank check

A situation where a person has a virtually unlimited amount of resources to perform certain acts.

George W. Bush thinks that he has a blank check to do what he pleases, which is why our nation is falling apart.

by jesster79 March 03, 2005

Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie

That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.

by jesster79 January 12, 2021

fixes the cable

Yet another term for sexual intercourse. Coitus. The physical act of love.

The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

by jesster79 April 02, 2018

butt head

A throughly unlikeable person who is stubborn, four flushing, ignorant, arrogant, and among other things, a real jerk.

George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and other neocons fit the definition well.

by jesster79 March 04, 2005

Packers

A bad football team. The only thing that they have is Brett Farve and those chesehead fans.

A good football season is when the Packers don't make it all the way through the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 04, 2005

four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.

George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.

by jesster79 January 24, 2006