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Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006

orange nosing

Shamelessly kissing the ass of one Donald J. Trump and being extremely obsequious on all things Trump to the point that one's nose turns orange.

See also brown nosing.

Our Congressman is such an expert at orange nosing.

by jesster79 July 26, 2018

dumb fucker

A person who is so off putting due to the way he or she acts, and at the same time makes the most incredible mistakes. This type of person either denies his or her mistakes, or is proud of them.

The current President of the United States, George W. Bush.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

dry drunk

A dry drunk is a person whose brain was affected by years of alcohol abuse, despite the fact that the person had quit alcohol. Usually is a result of a person who went cold turkey. The brain usually shrinks

A dry drunk usually exibits the following traits,
* Exaggerated self-importance and pomposity
* Grandiose behavior
* A rigid, judgmental outlook
* Impatience
* Childish behavior
* Irresponsible behavior
* Irrational rationalization
* Projection
* Overreaction

Many consider George W. Bush to be a dry drunk, and point to observations of his speeches and other behaviors as evidence of this condition.

by jesster79 February 21, 2005

republican

A collection of low life, lying, four flushing sacks of wind and bullshit who have little regard for their fellow human beings. People who think that George W. Bush is the second coming or some other damn thing and that anyone who so much as looks at Bush funny is a traitor or terrorist sympathizer. People who have their noses so up in the air that they cannot see the disgust and contempt others have for them. War mongering pigs who want us to go into a bottomless pit for their dreams of military conquest, but their God forbid that money is given so that lower classes actually get ahead in life or have access to decent medical care. A collection of fascist thugs who think that George W. Bush should be allowed to piss and shit all over the Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

The mere sight of Bush and most Republicans makes me want to vomit.

by jesster79 February 11, 2005

right wing

The wing on the right side of an artifical or natural thing that flies through the air.

Birds, airliners, small planes, bats, etc etc

by jesster79 March 18, 2005

putsch

A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.

Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006