Chimpenfuhrer

A man who combines the worst attributes of a Nazi fuhrer and a chimpanzee.

George W. Bush is a definte Chimpenfuhrer.

by jesster79 January 08, 2006

inbred

A practice where closely related family members produce children. Because of this, the genes inherited may cause problems for the child where the child's genes may have suffered due to the lack of genetic diversity.

Royal families, neocons, and extremists are all the products of inbreeding.

by jesster79 March 01, 2005

goddamn

A word used to describe large dams.

Beavis, "...question. Is this a God Dam?

by jesster79 February 10, 2005

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

Cardinal Ruins

Another nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini. Ruini has been given this nickname along with his Cardinal Rovini due to his political interference in other countries which at times is damaging to the church itself.

Ruini is getting called Cardinal Ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church.

by jesster79 March 03, 2006

thief

1. The current occupant of the White House.
2. See also Bush, George W.

George W. Bush stole the election, therefore he is a thief.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006