jesster79's definitions

Johnny Carson

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

by jesster79 January 25, 2005

Blasty McBirdshot

1. A term to describe Vice President Richard "Dick" Cheney, given the fact that he had shot a companion in the face while hunting for birds.

The safest place to stand while hunting with Blasty McBirdshot is behind him.

by jesster79 October 17, 2008

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

goddamn

A word used to describe large dams.

Beavis, "...question. Is this a God Dam?

by jesster79 February 10, 2005

Pretzeldunce

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush is our current Pretzeldunce.

by jesster79 January 11, 2007

Drug Addict

Someone who condemns the activities of others while practicing what the others are doing himself.

Someone who thinks the law only applies to other people - rich, white, male Republicans are exempt.

Rush Limbaugh fits this definition of Drug Addict, as does George W. Bush.

See also hypocrite.

by jesster79 January 10, 2006

Dipshit

See also Bush, George W.

A classic example of Dipshit.

by jesster79 February 14, 2006