jesster79's definitions

monkey boy

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush thinks, acts, and looks like a monkey. Therefore he is a monkey boy.

by jesster79 March 5, 2005

treason

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
(United States Constitution)

The founding fathers were wise to define treason so narrowly that only a handful of people were charged with treason and fewer were actually convicted.

But this has not stopped brown nosing Bush supporters and Republican talking heads from spouting off all the time that anyone who disagrees with Republicans - especially with golden boy Georgie - using the treason label.

by jesster79 March 2, 2005

Pretzeldunce

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush is our current Pretzeldunce.

by jesster79 January 11, 2007

thief

1. The current occupant of the White House.
2. See also Bush, George W.

George W. Bush stole the election, therefore he is a thief.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Cardinal Rovini

A nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini, given to him in reference to Karl Rove. Ruini has been given this nickname due to his political interference in other countries.

We've got Karl Rove. The Vatican has Cardinal Rovini.

by jesster79 February 27, 2006

Bushpatine

1. A melding of the names George W. Bush and Palpatine.

2. An apt description of Bush, because he is as power hungry, as evil, and as wretched as Palpatine.

Bushpatine is destroying democracy here at home and abroad.

by jesster79 February 8, 2006

Drug Addict

Someone who condemns the activities of others while practicing what the others are doing himself.

Someone who thinks the law only applies to other people - rich, white, male Republicans are exempt.

Rush Limbaugh fits this definition of Drug Addict, as does George W. Bush.

See also hypocrite.

by jesster79 January 10, 2006