jesster79's definitions

four flushing

A form of communication which is nothing more than empty boasting. A form of communication in which a person lies in an attempt to make themselves look better.

George W. Bush gave a four flushing mission accomplished speech on an aircraft carrier.

by jesster79 January 24, 2006

Packers

A bad football team. The only thing that they have is Brett Farve and those chesehead fans.

A good football season is when the Packers don't make it all the way through the playoffs.

by jesster79 March 4, 2005

Mixing a Protein Shake

Another term for male masturbation, especially when caught out in public by women performing that act.

When confronted the suspect explained to police that he had been Mixing A Protein Shake.

by jesster79 August 19, 2016

goddamn

A word used to describe large dams.

Beavis, "...question. Is this a God Dam?

by jesster79 February 10, 2005

Cardinal Ruins

Another nickname for the Italian Cardinal Camillo Ruini. Ruini has been given this nickname along with his Cardinal Rovini due to his political interference in other countries which at times is damaging to the church itself.

Ruini is getting called Cardinal Ruins because in some ways he is ruining the church.

by jesster79 March 3, 2006

second amendmented

The act of injuring oneself or someone else with a firearm, usually accidentally. Most often due to a failure of the firearm holder to exercise basic firearms safety protocols. The failure is sometimes unintentional, but can often be an intentional refusal to handle firearms safely.

A Michigan man second amendmented himself at a Victoria Secret store last Friday.

by jesster79 December 29, 2019

thief

1. The current occupant of the White House.
2. See also Bush, George W.

George W. Bush stole the election, therefore he is a thief.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006