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Donald Rumsfeld

A worthless idiot who doesn't give a good goddamn about the troops. A jerk that refuses to supply our troops with needed equipment and armor. Thinks that soliders are ungrateful when they ask for the right supplies.
1/4 of the casualties could've been prevented if the soliders had appopriate armor.
Coined Go into war with the army you have, not the army you wish to have.
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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hair loss

Loss of hair from the top of the cranium. Usually affects males. Vain people see this as the biggest crisis in their lives.
People having this are usually known as cue-ball, shiny, baldy, and so-on.
by jesster79 March 7, 2004
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Diebold

1. A company that is involved in the manufacture of banking equipment - such as ATMs.

2. A company that makes voting machines that are highly vulnerable to hacking as well as voter fraud. A company that insists on making voting machines that don't leave a paper trail.
Diebold should've stuck to making ATMs instead of trying to make Repulican voting machines for George Bush.
by jesster79 February 16, 2006
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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Groper in Chief

1. A leader of a nation who sneaks up behind female world leaders and suprises them with unsolicited and inappropriate massages.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush.
George W. Bush earned the title Groper in Chief when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.
by jesster79 July 19, 2006
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Whorehouse

by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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George W. Bush

A man who has a disturbing number of similarities to Adolf Hitler early in his rise to power in Germany.
Like Hitler, Bush failed at everything he did before going into politics.
Like Hitler, Bush promised unity right after his appointments to the executive office.
Bush worked to create enemies so that he could consolidate his power. These enemies include "terrorists" and liberals. This is like what Hitler did when he came to power.
Bush also courts the right wing Christians much like Hitler did.
Like Hitler, Bush has made it very difficult for people to dissent from his policies. Protestors are shunted off to their own little area.
Bush loves photo ops that feature him standing in front of our troops saying he cares about them, despite the fact that Rumsfeld has pissed and crapped all over them.
Bush has been working to take away the protections that the working man and woman have enjoyed. He has made it very easy for his corporate friends to send labor to India and Asia and pay only a couple pennies per hour to these people.

So in summary, George W. Bush may be an Adolf Hitler in training.

See also Nazi
See also Adolf Hitler
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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