putsch

A sudden overthrow of government done by a smaller supposedly weaker body using illegal means.
Adolf Hitler's Beer Hall putsch, and George Bush's Florida putsch.
by jesster79 February 02, 2006
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voter fraud

A method of winning an election whereby votes are illegaly discounted, reducing the number of votes against the candidate. Or winning an election by illegaly adjusting the number of votes upwards so a winning candidate has more votes than they actually received.
George W. Bush became the current occupant of the White House through voter fraud.
by jesster79 February 10, 2006
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gay agenda

The Republican's favorite whipping boy, so to speak. Something a Republican accuses anything that he or she opposes of being part of in order to excuse their racsist and homophobic attitudes. Especially if it involves taking care of the most vulnerable amongst us. They will toss this accusation even if the thing they oppose has nothing to do with homosexuality.
Human rights has been named as part of gay agenda by Republicans.
by jesster79 February 27, 2006
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Patient Zero

In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.
With this year’s office cold, Sammy was patient zero.
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hunting accident

1. An injury or fatality that occurs during the course of hunting. These may be caused by falls, exposure to the elements, or shooting by gun or arrow.

2. A good reason not to go hunting with Vice President Dick Cheney.

3. If a person must, the best way to avoid such an incident is to stand either behind or right next to the Vice President at all times while Cheney is armed.
Going hunting with Dick Cheney is a hunting accident waiting to happen, as Harry Whittington found out.
by jesster79 February 24, 2006
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evil

1. An accurate description of the current occupant of the White House.
2. See also: Bush, George W.
George W. Bush is evil personified.
by jesster79 March 13, 2006
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dumb fuck

1. A person is so incredibly stupid that it is not even funny any more.
2. The current occupant of the White House.
by jesster79 January 18, 2006
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