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Bill O'reilly

Another mouthpiece for the Republican party who spouts off on a regular basis on FOX News. A man who has no trouble spinning, streching the truth, and lying in order to score points for the right. A hypocrite of the worst kind.
Bill O'Reilly started that war on Christmas stuff just to score points for the right.
by jesster79 January 21, 2006
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Chimpy McFlightsuit

1. A man who looks and acts like a chimpanzee, and who also wears a flight suit in order to look tougher than he actually is.

2. Another name for George W. Bush.
Chimpy McFlightsuit wore a flight suit for his little Misson Accomplished speech.
by jesster79 January 10, 2006
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Capitol Selfies

Selfies taken while breaching a Capitol Building and committing crimes therein which are often used as evidence of criminal acts by law enforcement or the courts. Bonus points if one is wearing a unique outfit or an identification card that makes it easy to identify them while they're taking the selfie
That idiot Bob took several Capitol Selfies in the US Capitol last week and now the FBI has submitted them as evidence.
by jesster79 January 12, 2021
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George W. Bush

A man who has a disturbing number of similarities to Adolf Hitler early in his rise to power in Germany.
Like Hitler, Bush failed at everything he did before going into politics.
Like Hitler, Bush promised unity right after his appointments to the executive office.
Bush worked to create enemies so that he could consolidate his power. These enemies include "terrorists" and liberals. This is like what Hitler did when he came to power.
Bush also courts the right wing Christians much like Hitler did.
Like Hitler, Bush has made it very difficult for people to dissent from his policies. Protestors are shunted off to their own little area.
Bush loves photo ops that feature him standing in front of our troops saying he cares about them, despite the fact that Rumsfeld has pissed and crapped all over them.
Bush has been working to take away the protections that the working man and woman have enjoyed. He has made it very easy for his corporate friends to send labor to India and Asia and pay only a couple pennies per hour to these people.

So in summary, George W. Bush may be an Adolf Hitler in training.

See also Nazi
See also Adolf Hitler
by jesster79 January 23, 2005
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brown shirt

The new uniform of the Republican party. Wearers of this uniform tend to also be jack boot wearing thugs.
Brown shirt Republicans are a collection of goons who cannot stand things like civil rights. These people tend to think that they are better and holier than everyone else.
by jesster79 March 14, 2005
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Federal Emergency Management Agency

An agency that is supposed to help out during emergencies, such as national disasters. An agency that fell flat on its face following Hurricane Katrina.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency went straight to hell under Bush's watch as he turned it back into a political job factory for his cronies.
by jesster79 September 27, 2005
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Ayatollah

A man who uses religion as an excuse for all sorts of evil. A man who claims to be religious while using religion to excuse murder and other criminal acts.
Pat Robertson is the Grand Ayatollah of the GOP.
by jesster79 December 2, 2005
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