jess's definitions

fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .

"all that fret wanking sounds shit"

by jess November 15, 2004

hieu

best friend, always there when you need her. funny, strong is so many ways.

wow i wish i was hieu

by jess May 4, 2004

Bill Clinton

One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

by Jess April 17, 2005

six pack and a pound

1 a pound heavier than having six pack abs.
2 an ironic way of calling someone fat

2 whoa! look at that dude hes a six pack an a pound

by jess April 13, 2004

Dubs

A term which refers to size 20" wheels.

I put dubs on a mustang.

by jess May 13, 2005

cuntcake

A term used to describe someone!

Nella you are my cuntcake!

by jess February 21, 2004

bovis

bovis not only means and insult to someone who is an idiot but it also is a compliment to someone who is cool (double meaning)

matt you are so bovis

by Jess August 26, 2004