Definitions by jersey kid

honest 

What everyone wants you to be, but no one wants to hear

Girl: Come on! Be honest am I fat?

Guy: Fine, honestly your fat.

Girl: Wtf is wrong with you faggot? I fucking hate you.

honest by Jersey Kid February 2, 2008

australia 

A very beautiful country, home to the great barrier reef, Kangaroos, Sydney, and a good football (soccer) team. I don't get why you hate us yanks, for the most part we admire Australia and it is portrayed as an exotic and thriving island/continent in our media.

Australia is very beautiful and unique, don't judge us yanks from what you hear on TV, we are actually for the most part nice and intelligent also.

australia by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

family guy 

The funniest show ever.

Hater: Family guy is random, and pointless, it just makes fun of people and has random flash backs.

Me: Family guy is funny, I feel sorry for you because you have no sense of humor.

family guy by jersey kid January 29, 2008

bling bling 

A now cheesy word that people that don't use anymore except in commericals. Bling Bling used to refer to large amounts of jewelry or large rims on cars, either way something shiny and expensive object.

Lame 40yr old person trying to be cool: Hey Dawg! Wanna get some bling bling-izzle in this tizzle?

Me: I'm not even black and I know that's not how they say it

bling bling by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

east coast 

Don't write a definition if you've never been there
- Largest city in the nation, NYC
- Lowest obesity rate, New England
- Lots of history, Philly, DC, and Boston
- Richest state, Connecticut
- Two of most populated states, NY and Florida
- Kickass beaches, NJ, Florida, Carolinas, Rhode Island
- Top 6 smartest states all on the East Coast, Vermont Massachusetts,Connecticut,New Jersey, Maine, Virginia

Ignorant Person: East Coast sucks!

Me: What part?

Ignorant Person: idk, I've never actually been there....

**This isn't a diss to west coasters, I love California, I'm just saying we deserve more credit than we get as a region****

east coast by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

bottom of the map 

Can be reffered to any southern place, usually, in the U.S

"Bitch I come from the bottom of the map,
New Orleans,Louisiana we love to pack gats"

bottom of the map by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008

newark 

Largest city in NJ. Located in North Jersey, it has a suprisingly large and clean airport. Newark started out as a very industrial city and used to have a higher population. Now Newark is what you would call ghetto, not as bad Camden but still a high crime rate. I wish they would clean it up and stop the gang violence cause New Jersey is in need of a thriving metropolis.

I love NJ but we should clean up Newark,Trenton, and Camden.

newark by Jersey Kid January 29, 2008