jerry's definitions

G.I.T.

"Gay in training."
a young child, usually referring to a male, who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.

I think Chase is definitely a G.I.T.

by Jerry November 18, 2004

cuddle puddle

Cum or Vaginal fluid left on a bed, seat, floor, etc. after sex.

I hope you guys didn't leave a cuddle puddle in my bed!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Leggo my eggo

An expression originating from an ad campaign for eggo brand waffles. In each commercial character A would attempt to steal character B's eggo brand waffles forcing B to yell out "Leggo my Eggo" to express his disdain at A's lack of respect and rude actions

Can be used when someone attempts to take anything of personal importance from you but will rarely succeed in helping you retrieve your possession.

What the fuck bitch, leggo my eggo!

by Jerry November 18, 2004

Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

Transubstantiation

The transformation of bread and wine to the body and blood of Jesus Christ. Done in the ritual of the mass by Christians. In short, illogical bullshit.

Johnny: "People have been eating Jesus for two thousand years?"
Father Smith: "That's right."
Johnny: "Wouldn't His body be used up by now?"
Father Smith: ...oh, look Johnny. You're parents are leaving. See you next week.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

the oc

the oc the other couch ,not the one you are sitting on but the other one.

2. the oc, a bad tv show that my family likes to watch but I don't

Hey look who is sitting on the oc.

by Jerry November 13, 2004

realestatefinance

Where you finance real estate with just a few clicks. Mortgages and lines of credit are all incorporated in realestatefinance.

www.realestatefinance.com is the fastest way to quote a rate.

by jerry November 5, 2004