Coonpoon

Coonpoon is basically total bullshit. If something totally uncalled for happens it is called Coonpoon. It is also a racoon's vagina.

Dude the way that Ashlee Simpson sounded at the Orange Bowl was total coonpoon!

by Jeremy March 16, 2005

SCUBA

Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. The equipment used to breathe underwater.

I'm too afraid of water to go SCUBA diving.

by jeremy March 30, 2005

Acid

Acid , LSD is the most powerful psychadelic drug on the streets. It will make you experience things you have never thought would happen. As a comparison, some think it as a video game, but in a more broader sense it gives your mind a very trippy effect and you can begin to see trails, dots, inanimate objects doing human things. Boosts Creativity a lot.

Dude! I just got a 10 strip of acid man, Lets go drop the shit at my place tomorrow at seven..Bring Pink Floyd!

by Jeremy December 04, 2004

Tim Allen

To totally get owned; to use construction tools(i.e. hammer) to beat someone up;

I just Tim Allened your ass.

by Jeremy April 18, 2004

Tim Allen

see fubar

Tim Allen is fubar.

by Jeremy June 09, 2004

two-way

short for two-way pager- a small electronic device that allows communication in two directions; a more advanced version of the original "pager" which worked by allowing a caller to send a numeric message to the person with the pager. After this message, the person would have to find a telephone to place a return call. A two-way pager allows a message (text) to be returned to the person placing the original page.

She wears a two-way but I'm not quite sure what that means.

by Jeremy June 12, 2003

dinner hair

ma's best wig, which is only to be brought out for nice dinner occasions.

"billy bob! we have guests! time to put on the Dinner Hair!"

"goddammit! you ruined my dinner hair!"

by jeremy January 15, 2004