"michael moore was assassinated"
"crapness"
"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
"crapness"
"jeny became rooler of the world"
"crapness... wait who the hell is jeny?!?"
by jeny September 22, 2007
what is on when youve accidently fallen asleep in front of the tv, or when your too lazy to turn off the tv because your on the internet.
also known as infomercials
also known as infomercials
john: agh tv woke me up in the middle of the night, paid programming was on
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.
matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean
bill: hm interesting.. you know insomniacs use to watch paid programming before the internet was born.
matt: omg i seriously had the craziest dream last night
zack: yea what happened
matt: billy mays was convincing me to buy OxiClean
by jeny April 06, 2008
1. a button that does not exist. as much as you would want it to be there, it isn't.
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
2. a fake ad that is shown on urban dictionary and other sites. its there to mess with your head and give u false hope of finding your true love
1.
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
lonely pahetic girl: i wish there was such thing as a love button, that way i would kno who loves me
jeny (living in the real world): well stop living in your little dream world it doesnt exist geez! i mean seriously how old r u?1?!@
2.
girl: omg i clicked the love button when i was visiting this site to find out who i am compatible with. i only had to give them my phone number, and they subscribed me to their site. so now i also have to pay 5.99 a week! and all this because im stupid and wanted to know if your my true love.
guy who doesnt care: stop calling me! crazy slut!
by jeny November 04, 2007
a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!
jeny: jared your soo weird
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
jared: no u!
jeny: jk your cool
jared: no u!
jeny: aww thanks teehee!!
jared: no u!
jeny: k.. getting annoying now.
jared: lalalala
jeny: ah my ears!
by jeny March 01, 2008
one of the best words to use when u have nothing else to say or u want to avoid talking to someone; its just wow.. an undescribable word -er wait i think i just described it to ya.. oh blahzerz.
1.
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..
some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!
2.
skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-
jeny: BLAHZERZ!
some guy: soo i have nothing else to say right now..
some girl: oh yea? ur suppose to say blahzerz u moron, read the definition!
2.
skanky girl: so anyways he asked me out and i told him that i might have genital herp-
jeny: BLAHZERZ!
by jeny October 29, 2007
"i tried to help the children but they tore my arm off!!!!"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
"the opposite of humanize is dehumanize"
"wtf mate?!?! cant u see i have no bloody arm??"
"i can see that but urban dictionary said we have to have the word in the example"
by jeny October 09, 2007
brian: i went into my cereal box last night it was great!
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
shaun: huh? what are you high?!
brian: no dude you should go into your cereal box sometime its great!
shaun: ...
brian: anything is possible when your-
shaun: dude?
brian: lalalalala in a cereal box!
shaun: ... poor ol brian. ok take him away boys.
(brian spent several years in the Cuckoo Puffs asylum, he was later found dead from suffocation inside a cereal box)
by jeny February 26, 2008