convorape

to butt into an otherwise interesting and in-depth conversation and make it completely sour and pointless.

bob: so anyway, I was out with Julie last night...
joe: really? how was that?
bob: it was great. she's pretty, smart, caring and--
alan: hey d'ja hear about the car crash on i95?
bob:...
Joe:...
alan: what?
bob: screw you, alan. convoraper.

by jenou May 01, 2007

Ford GT

The best american car, and the bane of all imports. A must for American car enthusiasts who have an extra 120K to throw around. Plus ricer racers fear it like the grim reaper.

Ricer Racer: OMG it r teh Ford GT!
Ford GT driver: lol@you
Ricer Racer: Shit! Run! Our skylines can never win!
Ford GT driver: haha, you better run!

by jenou April 29, 2007

Conductor

A homosexual male. Called a conductor because they drive their "trains" through other men's "tunnels".

can also be used to express aggravation towards someone.

He totally hiney-humped joe last night. He's a conductor big time.

or

Dude, Dont be such a fucking conductor.

by jenou April 12, 2007

ricer racer

a street racer who drives a highly upgraded/souped up japanese import, typically including an ungodly large wing. see rice burner.

ricer racer: my honda accord has two turbos, a NOS kit, a cold air intake, a borla exhaust system, and a carbon fiber wing.
dude:nice?
ricer racer: fuckin right.

by jenou February 22, 2008

paper raper

noun:: one who looks at, and/or masturbates to anime porn. see hentai

dude. thats fuckin sick. i can believe you get off to that anime shit, you sick paper raper.

by jenou April 22, 2007

monkeycycle

a chopper with handlebars so high up, the rider has to almost fully extend his/her arms to reach them, making him/her look like a monkey hanging from a branch.

Damn, did you see that monkeycycle? That dude looked like he could barely steer.

by jenou October 18, 2007

childbirth dump

A result of way too much applebees, this dump is a force to be reckoned with. The poor fool who falls victim to this devastating stool is subject to such a level of pain, that his hair may turned gray instantly. Survivors have described it as feeling as if a tree trunk was leaving you sideways. If your poor ass is ever deflowered by a childbirth dump, follow these steps immediately:
*scream
*call obstetrician
*hope to god he has an epidural

NOTE---this type of dump may render one paralyzed from the waist down.

Bob was in a wheelchair for eight months after a monster childbirth dump. fuckin applebees.

by jenou April 13, 2007