Rat hills

A state of the skin caused by cold, fear, or excitement, in which small bumps appear on the surface as the hairs become erect. Also known as “goose bumps”

Wow, it’s so chilly that I got rat hills!

by jendingo May 11, 2021

pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

by Jendingo December 03, 2022

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 03, 2022

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 25, 2021

comedist

an entertainer whose act is designed to make an audience laugh, and is particularly skilled at it

Tim: “I love John Mulaney!”
J: “Yeah! He’s my favorite comedist.”

by Jendingo March 13, 2023

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 05, 2022

Hagout

To go crazy with the girls, to spend time together in a chaotic, disorganized, yet wildly entertaining fashion

Yes, you should come! We’re totally gonna hagout tonight.

by Jendingo December 10, 2023