pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

by Jendingo December 03, 2022

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 03, 2022

sucking tuna through a straw

An experience that is extremely weird, but also slightly unpleasant, often phrased as a comparison

Dude, I’m not gonna wear my sneakers into the ocean, that’s sucking tuna through a straw.

by Jendingo November 25, 2021

hard regular

One who frequents a gay bar or club, or a beverage ordered by someone who frequents a gay bar or club

“I’ll take a hard regular, please”

by Jendingo June 10, 2023

Rat hills

A state of the skin caused by cold, fear, or excitement, in which small bumps appear on the surface as the hairs become erect. Also known as “goose bumps”

Wow, it’s so chilly that I got rat hills!

by jendingo May 11, 2021

rat mode

A state of being in which one feels the urge to be sneaky, or commit secretive acts. This state can be entered purposefully, to accomplish a goal, or happen unconsciously.

I am super hungry, I might go rat mode and eat my roommate’s leftovers.

by Jendingo December 03, 2022

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 05, 2022