jem 's definitions

Salad

A salad is a term to define an attractive looking female that looks as if she is worth having sexual intercourse with.

Shes a fucken' salad mate, I'd go her no questions asked.

by Jem August 16, 2004

Los Angeles

The only place in the world where a person can be seen flipping someone off with one hand, talking on a cell phone, reading the newspaper and drinking a latte, all while doing 90 in the right lane of the thruway.

When I moved from Pennsylvania to Los Angeles I sold my car and killed myself.

by jem March 5, 2004

easy tiger

Yorkshire term 'Easy, Tiger!' meaning calm down.

'I'm gonna kill you'
'Easy, Tiger!'

by Jem November 4, 2003

downhill skiing

The biggest slut in school gives these to the borders most nights. One dude on each side giving them handjobs.

Lucy went downhill skiing, her poles were miles and josh.

by jem August 17, 2004

Are you from Syria

A term used to ask if one is serious about the comment they just made. (wog term)

Are you from syria mate??? oh my god

by jem August 16, 2004

munch dawgs

The hunger cravings one gets when under the influence of a specific illicit drug. We don't say munchies anymore, we say much dawgs cos its much trippyer (especially when stoned).

"after that last sesh harold got the munch dawgs hardcore"

by Jem August 17, 2004

metro sexual

another example of American society's unwillingness, or perhaps inability, to embrace a diverse, pluralistic society by creating absurd definitions and labels that are based on irrational fears of sexuality, socially ingrained stereotypes, and in general, a thoughtless, mindless, unexperienced, rigged, and isolated American way of life.

contrary to conventional wisdom, personal hygiene, skin care, and a positive self image are not directly correlated with sucking penis...there are countless examples of this arcross the word. if you need specifics we imagine you lack substatial life experience.

by jem June 22, 2004