jeff24's definitions

KABLAMO

Word made famous by Homer Simpson to express a vigerous action.

Homer: "This is a highly sophstimicated dowhacky, if you dont use it responsibly... KABLAMO!"
*lisa from upstairs on the toilet* "Ow someone just punched me in the face!"
Homer: "It was your mother!"

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

mawp

1. Noise made when you jump on a fish.
2. The noises fish make out of water.
3. A fish on a bike saying something.

Discontented fish: "MAAAAWWWWP"

by Jeff24 December 19, 2004

shmiggles

1.A catchphrase off Ch4's Bo Selecta! programme for a member of the Beatles's.
2.An expression of dispair.
3.An expression of delight.

1."Look it's Yoko with a yoyo,shmiggles"
2."Oh f*cking shmiggles!"
3."Hehehe yes!Shmiggles"

by jeff24 April 13, 2004

Ho

A phrase usually said three times by Santa Claus/Father Christmas.

"Ho ho ho merry Chrsitmas"
"Ho ho ho come and sit on Santa's lap little vulnerable child"

by Jeff24 July 10, 2003

chode

It is NOT the area between the balls and anus. That my friends is the "guch"
A "chode" is a penis wider than it is long. Also a kick-ass insult.

"Although he can't satisfy women with his chode he does recieve amazing blowjobs"

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003

raspberry ripples

Cockney ryming slang for "nipples"

"Bloody hell look at her raspberry ripples!"

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003

chug

1.To drink alcohol really fast without breathing.People usually chant this at the person who is drinking.
2.To describe how you go somewhere

1."Chug!Chug!Chug!"
2.Wanna chug off down the local?

by Jeff24 July 9, 2003