imaferretmaster

A master of ferrets, one who can command a weasle army to take over the planet Earth. However he is also a person, one bad ass mofo who will own your mother in a sweatshop if you cross him wrong.

Imaferretmaster is one hot bastard!
I want to fuck Imaferretmaster.

by Jeff March 17, 2005

Bean Bag

A Man's Scrotum.

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.

by Jeff November 26, 2003

Borange

1.adj. the colour of vomit.

i owned a few borange shirts in the eighties.

by jeff January 12, 2005

Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.

Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.

by Jeff August 24, 2004

nigger fish

a fish that is black

i prefer white fish my self, keep your nigger fish to your self

by Jeff June 11, 2006

gooface

what your mother was last night

she wanted a hot carl but what she really got,was a goo face.

by jeff June 02, 2003

fo shigga do

for sure, a term of agreement

Hey homie g we should watch a flick tonight.
fo shigga do that'd be double tight.

by Jeff October 01, 2003