jeff's definitions

earth

A homeboy's mother.

This term is highly popular in rap music and indecipherable Ebonics. Sorry for being redundant.

Young City's ole' earf be stressin' like a muhfucka when he don't be smoothin' out da plastic on da couch, son.

by Jeff January 13, 2005

chunkophiliac

One who derives sexual pleasure from 1.) being puked on; or 2.) puking on another person. Regurgitatd matter is usually enjoyed on the genitalia, and is sometimes licked off by the other party.

That weird bitch was a chunkophiliac, but I kinda liked it!

by Jeff February 22, 2004

Headstop

The act of grabbing on to her ears to stop her from giving you head, as to move on to better things.

I had to use the "Headstop" maneuver on her so her girl friend could have a chance.

by Jeff September 15, 2004

hot randall

Taking a monstrous shit into a recepticle belonging to your suitemates thus rendering it inoperable for extended periods of time.

Je: No, not the shower!
Jo: Wait till you see the sink.
Br: Wait till you see the N64.
Al: Wait till you see Jesse.

by Jeff December 2, 2004

Rebirth

A sexual act wherein an individual inserts (or attempts to insert) his/her head into the vaginal cavity of his/her partner.

I looked up rebirth on Yahoo clubs and man, there are some strange people out there.

by Jeff July 24, 2003

cockophobe

One who has an unwarranted fear of the cock.

When she saw my enormous man-gland, my mom started screaming and ran out of the room. She was a cockophobe.

by Jeff July 29, 2003

Athens

Ohio University Athens is not a party school, it is the party school.
Athens is a small drinking town with a college problem.

"Let's go Uptown in Athens tonight, I hear one of my professors is doing a lecture on kegstands!"

by Jeff September 19, 2004