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caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor
The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry
by Jeff January 21, 2004
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Borange

1.adj. the colour of vomit.
i owned a few borange shirts in the eighties.
by jeff January 12, 2005
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Bean Bag

I like it when chicks play with my bean bag.
by Jeff November 26, 2003
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Queef

Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
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Pissted

Jeff Cobbett's emotion towards steampowered.com and I hate it.
How I feel about steam!
by jeff July 25, 2004
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Gomere

To be spoken in a French accent...generally the erect penis of a frenchmen, or one hung like a frenchmen
My gomere is big like france, and i dont meen france the people, i mean france the country
by Jeff April 5, 2004
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hickman

A girl that like to have a guy shit on her chest after sex.
That girl is a real hickman, she loves to get shitted on.
by Jeff May 13, 2005
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