jeff's definitions

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

omaf

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work

Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

donkey

A male friend who may or may not be gay.

'Sup donkey? How are you doing?

by Jeff July 21, 2003

shrimp salad

To perform oral sex on a person of diminutive height.

I went to the little people's convention the other day and sampled the shrimp salad.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

Peeman2

The Second best thing on earth.

I am the second best thing on earth, PEEMAN2

by Jeff July 22, 2003

shittacular

Somthing really cool or something really dumb

Oh man that was this shittacularest party!
Or that lady is shit

by Jeff July 22, 2003

blacktop

The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.

Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!

by Jeff July 22, 2003