402 definitions by jeff

Escuela'd

Being officially schooled.

You have the right to remain... escuela'd.

by jeff January 19, 2004

cutty

Close friend, confidante, bosom buddy.

Yo cutty, thanks fo watchin my back.

by jeff November 2, 2003

puntu

marijuana.(used as a secret code to be able to talk about marijuana in public)

you got any puntu on you?

by jeff March 23, 2005

dc

district of columbia
also know as the Dank City (home of the friendly pimp)

welcome to the dank city

by jeff December 1, 2003

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by jeff May 8, 2005

pir

Parents In Room

Used while kids are in online chat
rooms/IM services and parents is in the room.

<TastyBuddy>: 'sup LilBitch? like that shit last night?
<LilAngle>: Why kind sir, do I know you? PIR

by jeff June 20, 2003

lick it before you kick it

To lick a pussy before pummeling it with your rod.

A: Do you like oral sex?
B: Of course, as I always say, lick it before you kick it.

by jeff October 1, 2004