jeff's definitions

nothing to sneeze at

A true challenge; not to be taken lightly.

While Mike tyson is no longer world champion caliber, he's nothing to sneeze at.

by Jeff June 25, 2004

Purple-headed yogurt slinger

a cock when your about to cum.

after i wad done with that girl i had a purple-headed yogurt slinger

by Jeff February 25, 2004

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

Tommysaur

A little annoying cousin of one of your friends who always wants to start a fight with someone that can obviously kick his ass.

Your cousin, Tommysaur, started to fight with me, so I broke his neck in three places.

by Jeff May 5, 2005

broing

My new fucking word biznitch!

Broooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg that's such a fun word to say

by Jeff March 18, 2005

Thrasher Bodycheck

The tragic end results of paying young athletes too much money while expecting them to understand the concept of 'responsibility'

I'm glad I wasn't in the Ferrari when Heatly pulled a Thrasher Bodycheck.

by jeff October 7, 2003