jeff's definitions

Almy

To take the easy way out or to eat excessively.

(1) I was too tired to take the stairs, so I pulled an Almy.(2) My girlfriend Almyed her way through an entire freakin' pizza.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004

fasnap

It is accurately defined as a phrase used in an intense situation in which something good or bad has happened and "aw snap" or "snap" are not effective.

"That bitch just got kicked in the ass! FASNAP!"

by jeff August 7, 2004

urban pita wrap

when one defecates in is/her ass crack and the partner licks it out

yo dude, that mutha gave me an urban pita wrap last night, fo shizzle

by Jeff March 22, 2004

fazed

A community driven website frequented by both unbelievably smart individuals and mind-numbingly stupid tools.

I was at fazed - and as usual, b00zar is an asshat.

by Jeff June 3, 2003

stellar

Shannon Nolan. <3 She is the most stellar person ever.

Shannon is so stellar!

by jeff April 22, 2005

on your neck

to be have or to be better than someone or something.

anything better is on your neck

by Jeff May 19, 2004