jeff's definitions

Shake and Blake

New Jersey's premier flag football team.

Explosive offense, stifling defense? Only one team comes to mind - Shake and Blake!

by Jeff May 15, 2003

mks

Short for marcus
He's a jew

mks is a kid I know. He's jewish.

by Jeff February 20, 2004

wiped

An insult, usually refering to one's failure
(originates from fpsd)

Did I just get wiped? Ya bitch, you got your ass WIPED! or... Don't make me wipe you.

by Jeff April 15, 2004

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 23, 2005

cuntymints

Originally belived to be a variation of treebor extra strong mints, cunty mints are actually a form of pessary, used to remove odours from a womans cunt

jeeeus! you need to put some cuntymints in that!

by jeff July 27, 2003

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004