jeff's definitions

gremble

v. - the act of being a gremlin. See also, to gremble.

Look at that gremlin over there. I think he's grembling!

by Jeff March 24, 2004

omaf

adj: false feeling of worth associated with a large amount of procrastination, usually involving insignificant ranting, followed by a minimun amount of work

Horatio had an omaf moment after expressing his strong feelings about pastries then using his automatic spellchecker to proofread his document.

by Jeff July 21, 2003

East-Junior-High

noun.
an extremely evil and boring place. One would go here to be bored or to participate in boring activities.

I went to East-Junior-High and died of boredom.

by Jeff May 6, 2003

CFB

Come Fuck me Boots


those damn fine-ass boots girls wear.

God damn! Dood, she's got CFB!

by Jeff October 4, 2004

dc

district of columbia
also know as the Dank City (home of the friendly pimp)

welcome to the dank city

by Jeff November 30, 2003

fazed

A community driven website frequented by both unbelievably smart individuals and mind-numbingly stupid tools.

I was at fazed - and as usual, b00zar is an asshat.

by Jeff June 3, 2003

staple

To have strong sexual intercourse with a female.

Yeah I took her home and stapled her to the wall.

by jeff March 21, 2004