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Definitions by jeff

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold 

Old Klingon proverb by Khaless the unforgettable.
To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)
Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!
down b by Jeff May 15, 2004

Keira Knightley 

The hottest actress in the Known World
I'd love to lock that keira knightley's english muffin!
Keira Knightley by Jeff May 15, 2004

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak 

Klingon for: today is a good day to die
Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker
when a man or woman have extremley hard nipples when turned on or cold
christine W and alexa p have hard nipples when looking at jeff bowers juring the hot summer
tho by jeff May 13, 2004
Look at the sweet buns on that skank!
bun by Jeff May 8, 2004
usually accompanied with "winnie the." ALso, used in Star Trek allot, when you poo and don't wipe good enough, you have a Klingon, more wiping is required.
Hey, do you have to poo.
Nope, just smells that way because of the klingon.
poo by jeff April 30, 2004