jeff's definitions

ubuu

a donkey rapist

dude you're such an ubuu

by Jeff February 10, 2003

dramamine

OTC drug that will make you really scared and jumpy. Things will "jump" out at you around corners and make you jump like dhjfjhsd. You also see things in the corner of your eyes and when you look nothing is there. You can also watch TV while it is off, hear noises, listen to people speak in different languages, and say weird things that make so much sense at the time, but later you will be like wtf (if you even remember that is).

Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.

You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too

I looked at the top of the stairs and even though my friend was about 30 feet away I got so scared and practically had a heart attack.

by Jeff January 11, 2005

douchebag

An insult most often directed toward very eccentric and uninhibited individuals whose inconsiderate actions frequently hinder their ability to socialize and develop relationships with others.

That guy was a complete douchebag, always making an ass out of himself.

by jeff March 21, 2004

european outlet

to insert one's penis into another's nostril. Name given due to the usual occurance that the penis will not fit into one's nostril, much like an American appliance into a European electrical outlet.

The european outlet given by Karl was the cause of Susan's incredibly runny nose.

by Jeff May 7, 2005

Boice

n. A paranoid lil' bitch.

Yo, that is one punk ass Boice.

by Jeff November 2, 2003

parafenaciously

It can mean anything you want it to mean. It's a universal word of the future

J Willy is parafenaciously trying to write a paper
or
J Willy was parafenaciously f'ing her ass
or
after a very parafenacious day J Willy needed some sleep

by Jeff March 1, 2004

You're my Noah

Compliment: When a chick considers you her Noah, as in Allie and Noah in The Notebook

Jeff, you're my Noah

by Jeff May 13, 2005