nestes

the plural of nesticle. commonly used in certain IRC channels

* bob w00tles joe's nestes

by Jeff February 11, 2003

Ervert

to sexually abuse a sixth grader

Erv! Stop erverting that young innocent child!

by Jeff March 10, 2004

biotch

A slurr often said by Rick James

im Rick James biotch

by Jeff March 18, 2004

caucus

Jeff: do you know what a caucus is?
Matt: yes
Matt: I think they were talking about a caucus when I was in England
Matt: Something to do with the house of Parliament
Jeff: The word caucus is a North American Indian word, thought to be of Algonquin origin, meaning a gathering of the ruling tribal chiefs. The modern definition describes caucuses as a process of political party members gathering to make policy decisions and to select candidates.
Matt: ahh yes
Matt: They smoked a shitload of mushrooms (no pun intended) and sat around the sweat-hut trying to determine whether Little Big Sheep or Big Little Sheep would be next in line to be the chief
Matt: One of them tripped and fell (still no pun intended), and yelled "CAUCUS" as he hit the floor

The 2004 Iowa caucus was won by John Kerry

by Jeff January 21, 2004

elseif

An elseif statement.

Used in PHP:

if($a == "1") {
return true;
} elseif($a == "2") {
return false;
}

by Jeff June 23, 2004

Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

by Jeff March 15, 2004

stolle

a girl who loves giving head (shamz) and is passed around by different guys like a joint going around in a circle.

that stolle gives some damn good shamz, but i wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

by jeff December 08, 2004