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dank as fuck 

popular lingo created by Ryans old girlfriend who described everything as dank as fuck, basically just means really dank.
"That system of a down shirt is dank as fuck"-Dank as fuck girl
dank as fuck by Jeff January 22, 2005
A homeboy's mother.

This term is highly popular in rap music and indecipherable Ebonics. Sorry for being redundant.
Young City's ole' earf be stressin' like a muhfucka when he don't be smoothin' out da plastic on da couch, son.
earth by Jeff January 13, 2005
1.adj. the colour of vomit.
i owned a few borange shirts in the eighties.
Borange by jeff January 12, 2005

JACMFSUPOB

(J)ust (A)nother (C)razy (M)other (F)uckin (S)tupid (U)nreliable (P)sychotic (O)bsessive (B)itch ... acronym created by Jeff Chandler
Genisis is definately JACMFSUPOB.
JACMFSUPOB by Jeff January 12, 2005
OTC drug that will make you really scared and jumpy. Things will "jump" out at you around corners and make you jump like dhjfjhsd. You also see things in the corner of your eyes and when you look nothing is there. You can also watch TV while it is off, hear noises, listen to people speak in different languages, and say weird things that make so much sense at the time, but later you will be like wtf (if you even remember that is).

Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.

You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too
I looked at the top of the stairs and even though my friend was about 30 feet away I got so scared and practically had a heart attack.
dramamine by Jeff January 11, 2005

pubeknot 

the tangling of hair in the genital region
darling, theres a pubeknot on my sack
pubeknot by jeff January 7, 2005

suredlaiperfoiodlscooocpels 

jeff is a bum who is mean to his sister
liz is gay! :O


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