ream

The word ream is derived from the egyptians, it is believed to mean a whale's vagina.

The actual definition is: To completely dominate or own somebody beyond belief.
"Damn i totally REAMED you in that race the other day" or "I reamed that guy in a fight"
by Jeff March 02, 2005
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The Shrub

by jeff May 08, 2003
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beff

This was originated by someone I know please adopt it for your own use.

A penis which is wider than it is long.
by Jeff November 09, 2003
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestarruners favourite food, which he eats with melonade. You can also eat them at breakfast, lunch, munch and tither!
They're fluffedy, they're puffidy, 6,7,8,9,10.

I fricken hate theat marshmallow.
by Jeff July 29, 2003
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spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
by Jeff September 23, 2004
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trick-off

Taking care of personal on the down low, when you should be doing other things.
Mike should have been at work, but he was tricking off at the mall.
by Jeff December 18, 2003
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on your neck

to be have or to be better than someone or something.
anything better is on your neck
by Jeff May 20, 2004
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