Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.
Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!
by Jeremy March 21, 2005
Crack head, one who is so strung out on drugs the lose all their shit including their home/family etc
by Jeremy September 08, 2003
by Jeremy December 17, 2004
"oobigashlamigadoontolimbangandimatoolashcoolowcuntoechilkunticunton... that was so funny"
by Jeremy October 01, 2004
This disease is usually gotten by senior in highschool.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Signs of having this syndrome include:
- Changing your mind every 20 seconds for no good reason.
- Breaking up and getting back together with the same girl 3 times in the same day.
- Saying you "completely understand" when you really don't.
- Using "getting enlightened" as the excuse for everything. Including treating someone like shit because they feel it's evolutionary.
- Saying that you want to make love to someone and then within 24 hours breaking up with that same person, the reason being he "doesn't love you anymore."
If any of the signs of this syndrome are present, doctors reccommend that you stay away from this person and have him seek professional help from Jeremy Jones, who will not help you at all because he does all these things.
Man, my boyfriend just said he wanted to make love to me today. Then an hour later he broke up with me. Then an hour later we got back together. And now he doesn't know if he loves me. Do you think he has JJ syndrome?
by Jeremy January 23, 2005
by Jeremy November 24, 2003
a permiscous woman, one who has sex alot. Comes from the seman running down a womans leg after sex. A whore
by Jeremy December 03, 2002