jdm89's definitions

Oh yeah yeah

A magic force that compels 9 year olds to changing their profile picture into a weird looking man wearing shades.

Oh yeah yeah

by jdm89 January 25, 2019

Uganda

A small country in Sub-Saharan Africa that is the origin of all dank memes.

Uganda is the cultural hearth of all dank internet phenomena.

by jdm89 January 26, 2019

Tritri

A power tower of 3s 7,625,597,484,987 threes tall. If each 3 was an inch tall, the tower would reach from Earth to the Sun.
Also equivalent to the length of my dick in centimeters.

I just got a Tritri out of 100 on the test 😎

by jdm89 June 11, 2018

Roblox

A game released in 2006, which, along with the song "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi, has proceeded to spawn some of the most retarded memes on the Internet.

Roblox bully: exists
Me: Go commit breathen't

by jdm89 March 17, 2019

3

A number that can tell you a little bit about any person.
Here is a random example on a random person.
3 + 3 = Number of chromosomes that Person 1 is missing
3 - 3 = Number of friends that Person 1 has
3 x 3 = Number of genetic disorders that Person 1 was born with
3 / 3 = Person 1's mental age
3 ^ 3 = Number of girls that Person 1 has dated, only to break up with them before the date even begins
sqrt (3) = On the 1 to 100 scale, where 1 is the least, this is how much we like Person 1.
33 = The age, at which Person 1 is believed to die.

In a word, describe yourself. 3

by jdm89 May 27, 2017

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

something you're supposed to say really fast to prove smartness

A. recite the alphabet backwards as fast as you can, without making a mistake
B. zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
A. wow

by jdm89 February 18, 2017

thinn

The opposite of thicc.

Thicc? You're anything but thicc. You're thinn.

by jdm89 May 3, 2018