Definitions by jdm89

retard 

someone who thinks the word "retard" is offensive and should be cancelled

A: This thing is so fucking retarded
B: Don't say that! It's offensive to mentally handicapped people!
A: I like how you personally took offense to it, do you have anything you want to tell us

retard by jdm89 August 18, 2021

Roblox

A game released in 2006, which, along with the song "Despacito" by Luis Fonsi, has proceeded to spawn some of the most retarded memes on the Internet.

Roblox bully: exists
Me: Go commit breathen't

Roblox by jdm89 March 17, 2019

Uganda

A small country in Sub-Saharan Africa that is the origin of all dank memes.

Uganda is the cultural hearth of all dank internet phenomena.

Uganda by jdm89 January 26, 2019

Oh yeah yeah 

A magic force that compels 9 year olds to changing their profile picture into a weird looking man wearing shades.

Oh yeah yeah

Oh yeah yeah by jdm89 January 25, 2019

Tritri 

A power tower of 3s 7,625,597,484,987 threes tall. If each 3 was an inch tall, the tower would reach from Earth to the Sun.
Also equivalent to the length of my dick in centimeters.

I just got a Tritri out of 100 on the test 😎

Tritri by jdm89 June 11, 2018

thinn

The opposite of thicc.

Thicc? You're anything but thicc. You're thinn.

thinn by jdm89 May 3, 2018

Da Wae 

One of 2018's first memes. Pretty stupid

do u know da wae?
NO I DONT KNOW DA WAE BITCH

Da Wae by jdm89 February 6, 2018