jdawg's definitions

Wangdangeler

a flacid penis on a male that is not arroused by men or women. or zebras.

alex longfield has a wangdangler, and will never get any in his life. not even a zebra will get him arroused. Wait a second, no he just has a flappy vagina.

by jdawg March 29, 2003

squibba

cool people

Eric is a squibba...but not really.

by JDawg May 24, 2003

wawanksta

A person who is a wannabe wannabe ganksta.

He ain't no ganksta, no wanskta, hes a wawanksta, thaz fo' sho.

by JDawg May 24, 2003

math

Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.

I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.

by jdawg January 15, 2004

skaskater

1.A person who has a good skateboard, but can't skate and tries to hard.
2. An uneducated person when it comes to skating, who wears the clothes.

Bam isn't a skaskater, but "Benny" is.

by JDawg May 24, 2003

attachabongable

Able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke.

My gas mask is attachabongable.
Your asshole isn't attachabongable.

by jdawg January 11, 2005

whodi

In Midwestern slang, this word has been used to refer to the cops, police, law enforcement.

There goes the whodis!
The whodis are deep in this part of town.

by JDawg December 25, 2004