jb's definitions

XLC

Xtremely Lame Clownz

Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do

by JB June 7, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration

Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.

by JB October 6, 2005

5-on-2

n. Name for an illegal wrestling move (usu. performed by females) in which one who has no means of escaping the hold of another wrestler, so instead places their hand on opponents testicles and crushes them.

"She challenged me to a wrestling match and I almost had her pinned till she pulled the old 5-on-2..."

by JB November 13, 2003

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

by JB June 23, 2004

chotis

A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.

Your chotis has scales - have you showered?

by JB February 27, 2005

lvt

lvt means "leuk voor thuis", nice to take with you.

When you burglar a house and see something you like, you say: LVT

by JB June 14, 2004