doach

opposite of a choad, a penis that is long and slender

he has a doach

by JB May 07, 2004

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Boobhead

A procedure where a breast implant is used under the scalp to stretch the skin. Usually performed on young girls that grow up to entice older men to fall in love with them.

When Olivia was 3, she used her Boobhead to seduce a boy 14 years older than her. 20 years later it still had that boy in its grips.

by JB August 16, 2004

dario

cool guy who's sex hungry

I won't be dario around stank pussy.

by jb January 17, 2004

Los Dawg

Mini-Me looking peruvian that shows his penis for alcohol, food, or anal pleasure.

Los Dawg really loves to show the women his schvartza schlange

by jb March 13, 2003

hooly

Unreasonably strong winds, generally in excess of force 7.

Its blowin a hooly out there.

by Jb July 21, 2003

fatdar

Similar to gaydar, but differs in the way that it allows you to detect a fatty before they have a chance to sit on and/or eat you.

Whoa! Look at that butterbeast. My fatdar is going crazy!

by JB April 02, 2004