jb's definitions

Atlantic City

A poor man's Las Vegas, with a beach and boardwalk.

A: Atlantic City is the sh*t, man!
B: I'd definitely use "sh*t" and Atlantic City in the same sentence.

by JB April 28, 2004

zanzibar

The coolest sounding name for a distant place that's location is unknown to many

"What's your favorite dish? I'm not gonna cook it, but I'll order it from Zanzibar."

by JB April 25, 2005

crumb

to make fun of, ridicule

"Quit crumbing on me!"

by JB November 14, 2003

Skitty Kitty

The act of compulsively getting wired on coffee first thing in the morning, so you can jack-off to work-out cable television programs before you go to work.

Sabo witnessed me getting skitty kitty every morning. He would tilt his head in a knowing way and make the sound "ewpf".

by JB March 12, 2003

Kazaach

(Verb) - To download a dummy file using the kazaa P2P software program. File can be sometimes blank, 20 second loops of just the chorus, the first 20 seconds of the song then blank, or just blatently be the wrong file.

I was trying to download the new cum fiesta, but I was kazaached and got some beastility with a she-male.

Damn Kazaach! This is Edward Scissor Hands not Edward Penis-Hands like I requested!

by JB November 19, 2003

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004