jb's definitions

Prostituted

wrecked, ruined, obliterated all meaning etc etc...

"she completely prostituted that song for me."

by JB September 1, 2003

for real

Say this to show that you're in agreement with a statement someone has made.

Kitty: Crystal is a real bitch.
Kimmy: For real.

by JB September 26, 2003

whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

Schtig

a cigarette

"Let's go for a schtig" or
"It's Schtig o'clock"

by JB January 30, 2004

Cock Pilot

A man who likes to take it in the ass, take it in the mouth, or take it anywhere a homosexual would go.

Tom is a Cock Pilot!

by JB November 11, 2003

50

Word that describes a 50cc minibike for adult or kids also called a Fast50 or Fast50s bike

hey I was going to get a honda fifty to play ride aorund my house, but I went to the local dealership and got a Fast50s bike because it's adult tested and kid approved!!

by jb April 14, 2005

Nine Volt

1) battery used to back up an alarm clock in case the electricity goes out, insuring that the alarm will sound in one hour and twenty minutes. The exact time it takes to get hard again. Normally you wouldn't care but this pie is an unbelievable ram and you can't risk the alarm not going off, like your hog.

Hey Pinjat, give me a pack of reds, a dozen horses and a nine volt. And yea, I will have some of your beef jerky even though you pray to it.

by JB February 24, 2004