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EAT DIE!

1. A shortened, ungrammatical version of: "I am so violently pissed that I am going to kill you!"
2. A death threat*.
*Person issuing threat is often too angry or furious to use proper grammar. Usually followed by violent act.
Person 1: "I'm so sorry... are you mad?"
Person 2: "EAT DIE!"
by JB November 12, 2003
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snap off

A slang word to describe the perfect vagina for mantaining an erection in that it is small enough to squeeze or snap off your cock keeping the blood in your penis allowing you to maintain an erection. Especially while partying too hard causing ED. Best when frombe, creating the best angle vs. pubic bone senario.
Mickey and JB were enjoying a beer. Mickey remember that JB had left a party for Alpa and did not get any Viagra. JB's retort was this is that girl I told you about with the snap off pussy.
by JB May 19, 2004
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Kitten Holocaust

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."
by JB November 24, 2003
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Sauce

A topping, often for spagetti, used heavily by the italian nationality, often homemade or bought Ragu style, other brand names that are wanna be Ragu s like Brothers, Prego, and a few... However none match up to MAMAs home cooked sou-ce...
by JB February 13, 2003
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wazzak

Similar meaning to pillock. Someone who has proved themselves to be a bit of an idiot. Is usually irritating.

The term is often used as an insult against someone who has caused the insulter harm in some way.

Somewhat outdated the term is rarely used today.
That wazzak still owes me £50
by JB June 18, 2006
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BF-109

BF-109 is one of the greatest WW2 fighters of all time. It has shot down more aircraft than any other fighter in history. The BF-109 holds the worlds top aces forever. Aces such as Erich Hartmann-352 Arial Victories, erich Hartmann is the top ace of all time and probably ever.
Another victory in your 109 Hartmann?
BF-109 AKA-"Messerschmitt" "109".
BF-109|ME-109, same thing allies used "ME" and Germans "BF".
by Jb July 5, 2004
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Vulcan Greeting

Similar to the "Shocker" (look it up here), but with two and the bush and TWO in the tush. Look's like Mr. Spock's "Vulcan Greeting" hand symbol; hence the name.
Say hello to the *vulcan greeting*, bitch!
by JB December 8, 2003
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