Definitions by jay gee

2025

CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYY!!!!

2019: Endgame
2022: Gentleminions
2025: CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYY (EVERYONE GOES CRAZY)

2025 by jay gee May 26, 2025

Summer 2019 

Second best summer to Summer 2016. The last summer as we once knew the world.... before shit REALLY hit the fan 2020...

Dude, Summer 2019 was incredible.

Yeah, I know, different world back then, eh?

Summer 2019 by jay gee May 26, 2025

2026 

Essentially the next 2018......

Well, if 2023 felt like 2015, and 2024 felt like 2016. 2025 is already feeling like 2017, so.... 2026 will be like 2018, and 2027 will be like 2019. Predicted! Let's just hope 2028 isn't the next 2020!!!

2026 by jay gee April 14, 2025

Deadbeatery 

Anything to describe the actions of a deadbeat, namely a deadbeat father.

'Oh wow, John's deadbeatery has gotten even worse, he doesn't ever spend any time with his kids, and now he has not only cut off their child support, but now refuses to have any contact with them! What a deadbeat!'

Deadbeatery by jay gee May 21, 2024

Dog Sod Squad 

A disgusting large group of sick individuals who get together in a hotel every Friday night to have sex with dogs and screw each other.

'Hey, I wonder how big the Dog Sod Squad is now.'

'I don't know, buncha sick motherfuckers....'

Dog Sod Squad by jay gee May 21, 2024

Girlfriend Island 

Describes a period of time when a friend is unreachable or unavailable due to being shacked up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. The guy becomes uncontactable as if he is on a deserted island.

'Have you heard from Rick?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He ain't texting or calling anyone back, totally out of touch'.

Girlfriend Island by jay gee May 21, 2024

slithering around like a rat 

To sneak around and do devious shit and lie behind people's backs, especially those close to you.

He's slithering around like a rat man, this shit needs to stop!!

slithering around like a rat by jay gee March 3, 2024