Definitions by jay gee

San Francisco 49ers 

Simply the best team in the NFL. We boast: 5 super bowl rings (about to get a sixth), the best defense, insane running game, and much more!!!!!

Random person #1: Hey, I was at the game last weekend and got to see the San Francisco 49ers kick the Seahawks asses!!
Random person #2: Yeah dude it was pretty sweet, I must say.
Random person #1: I think we've got this super bowl!
Random person #2: Fuck yeah brotha!! Time to add on to that collection of rings!

San Francisco 49ers by jay gee January 19, 2023

Seattle Seahawks 

They suck. What else is there to say?

49er fan #1: Did you see the 49ers vs. Seahawks game the other day??
49er fan #2: Yeah I was there and the Seattle Seahawks got their asses kicked, haha!

49er fan #1: Yeah!!! Fuck the Seahawks!
49er fan #2: Now let's destroy the Cowgirls!!

Seattle Seahawks by jay gee January 19, 2023

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 

Annual Thanksgiving tradition that has taken place in the Big Apple for nearly 100 years. Giant balloons, tons of marching bands, clowns, floats, fun stuff :) Event is annually televised on NBC.

Rando #1: How was your Thanksgiving?
Rando #2: I spent the morning watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and then ate some delicious turkey and watched football.
Rando #1: Sounds like a very wholesome holiday!

Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade by jay gee December 1, 2022

Will Smithed 

The act of getting punched in the face on national television

Man, Chris Rock just got Will Smithed on the Oscars last night!!

Will Smithed by jay gee March 28, 2022

Truckasaurus 

A truck that is big, incredibly loud, and annoying.

Look at that stupid loud TRUCKASAURUS over there. Fuck whoever is driving that thing!!

Truckasaurus by jay gee October 15, 2021

Moocha

An unemployed person who lives off of others for their own benefit, gets whatever the hell they want and never has to pay a dime for it.

You still got moocha livin' over there? You ought to get rid of that sponge, you know?

Moocha by jay gee June 28, 2021

JG Holiday Spectacular

Annual tradition in b-game started by a man named Joey Guden.

Random Person: I'm looking so damn forward to the JG Holiday Spectacular, words can't describe it!
Random Person #2: Yeah it's gon be lit!

JG Holiday Spectacular by jay gee December 6, 2020