jay's definitions

asner

the act of ejecting fluid or other substance (food or drink that was previously in the mouth) out of the nose due to sudden laughter

"Ow! That was so funny, I just asnered my coffee all over myself!"
"Never drink hard liquor at a comedy club. A whiskey asner can be severely painful."

by Jay October 30, 2004

Have it your way

If a partner has a bangin body but a ugly face this problem must be fixed. So take them to a cheap lunch at MCcdonalds...put the bag over there head..have at it - get some...."Have it your way"

Person 1: Awe nigga you should see dis hoe but she got a butta face.

Person 2: ahh man thats a problem that can be fixed. Take her to Mcdonalds, put the bag over her head and have it your way.

(Or if ya man gota hott body wit a ugly face)

by Jay November 13, 2004

texan

A person who's responsible for the sales of Tabasco.

"Tabasco on eggs? You fucking Texan!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

Californian

One who loves experimenting with the same sex and performs a genre of music known as Emocore.

"You faggot-ass Californian!"

by Jay November 13, 2004

Buckie

refered to as "bottle of beat the wife" as it usually leads to violence as women

goin for a bottle of beat da wife

by jay November 23, 2004

Afroman

the hordest and craziest nukka alive! he be smoking that bomb chron-dizzle!

Can't get drunk. Can't get blunted. LA County, 95 hundred.
Crips wanna take my All-stars. Bloods wanna eat my Snicker bars.
Them peckerwoods don't want none, but the Mexican's straight own one.
Them Essays, (???) that Essays always try to test me,
So I jumped off the bed, cause I ain't no punk. Jammed his head up against the bunk.
Socked that Cholo in his chin. Black mutha-fuckas scared to jump in.
Sheriff broke it up when we hit the floor. I kept talkin' shit cause I want some more.
Back in town, we get along with the brown. Now I'm in jail, they tryin' to beat me down.
Jail is hell, but I'll adapt. Won't hesitate to get in a scrap.
'Cause I'm down for mine, and that's for certain, sittin' in the hole with my knuckles hurtin'.

by jay November 25, 2004

elvising

gerund. 1. the process of gaining weight, bloating; 2. the process of gaining weight and growing sideburns simultaneously; 3. the process of gaining weight, growing sideburns, and developing an addiction to prescription drugs simultaneously; 4. any downward spiral involving rapid weight gain. See Elvis.

Man, James is really elvising. Must be all that malt liquor and Popeyes he's had since his old lady gave him the boot.

by Jay November 25, 2004