get paid

An urban neologism referring to obtaining cash through other than commonly respectable means; such as by pawning items, selling stolen items, or illegal activity. Generally not in reference to gainful employment.

Punko 1: Yo, i jacked this car stero from a Hundai last night.

Punko 2: Straigt up! Watcha gon do wit it?

Punko 1: Watcha think? I'm gonna to pawn it and get paid.

by jay October 09, 2004

arouse

to make ready for lurve.it is something that girls do to guys.

i was so aroused i had to get off the bus.

by jay July 29, 2003

school

a urine soaked hell hole

I hate school!

by Jay June 02, 2004

face sitting

When a Woman lowers herself over a man's face and makes him give her cunnilingus. The Woman faces the man's feet while he lies face-up. Leaning forward a bit usually helps. Yum!

Laura made me really wet this morning when she sat on my face; i love eating her!

by Jay April 23, 2005

S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines

1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.

by jay August 18, 2003

jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours

It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off

by Jay July 04, 2004

jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.

I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.

by Jay March 11, 2003