jay's definitions

stunner

Similar to the shocker, but here it is all 4 fingers in the anus, with the thumb in the vagina. Otherwise known as 4 in the stink 1 in the pink

Originates from Bethpage, 2004.

TJ just stunned another chick!

by jay August 1, 2004

pearl jam

1. Kick-ass band that hail from Seattle, who write and perform brilliant 'guitar music' (not just Rock). Release reasonably priced 'official' bootlegs of all their concerts (discounted to fan club members) to beat the black-market scum.

2. Semen.

1. I went to see Pearl Jam at Wembley. It was the best concert I have ever attended.

2. Hey girl, would you like me to spread some Pearl Jam on your buns?

by Jay April 16, 2004

wuzzle

Similar to a glomp, a wuzzle is a gentle loving greeting used primarily between "wuzzle buddies".

Mike leapt across the room to wuzzle Jane when she entered.

by jay June 16, 2004

skiddiot

see s'kiddiots, skiddie

True hackers may have ethics and noble purpose. A skiddiot has neither honorable intent nor knowlege.

by jay April 21, 2005

McDonalds

The Mexican employment department

No one speaka no Englace at McDonalds!!!

by Jay March 10, 2004

The Jay

A cock slap followed by ejaculation in the female's eye... followed with a quick apology and a good laugh.

She was giving me head, and I hit her with The Jay... It was awesome, but she got mad becasue I wouldn't stop laughing.

by Jay December 10, 2004

hougy

A hot guy

Isn't he such a hougy?

by Jay February 17, 2004