jay's definitions

karlo

a handsome, intelligent, athletic, and perfect in every way man

karlo is so versatile

by jay June 9, 2003

west

Similar to sweded or blitzed. To be west is to be fucked.

Big Mellor's head is west

by JaY January 20, 2003

ripped like jesus

someone that is buff, strong, cut, jesus was a carpenter and was probably really strong

damn, that man is ripped like jesus

by jay April 18, 2003

fresh ass eggin

recieving oral sex from a partner, recently recieved oral sex head

I just got some fresh ass eggin from this jump off shorty.

by jay March 28, 2005

pitote

slang in spanish for a large penis; slang derived from other slang of pito, meaning penis

chapulla mi pitote
suck my big dick

by Jay July 10, 2003

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

viral

Short for 'viral marketing'. An online marketing strategy that encourages people to pass on a marketing message. Amusing and low-budget, a good Internet viral campaign (e.g. "Jerry Tate: Office Linebacker") will get surfers forwarding the ad to all of their friends to others, giving the company great word of mouth.

"FWD: Check out this hilarious viral from Hyundai!"

by Jay April 14, 2004