Definitions by java monster

skudwizer 

Shooting a beer like a missile.

Goddard doesn't drink, he skudwizers.

skudwizer by java monster February 22, 2008

schooly doo 

A classic amongst nerd hair stylings. When the hair is greasy and parted on the side.

I had to sneak into the chess club's lair to steal my girlfreind's undies back, so I whipped up a schooly doo and a retainer and went dork for a day.

schooly doo by java monster February 22, 2008

sly goose 

A master of the art of conning.

That hamburglar is a real sly goose.

sly goose by java monster February 22, 2008

soil the cow 

To become drunk and flavorful.

I just spent a hundred bones on booze, we're really gonna soil the cow today.

soil the cow by java monster February 22, 2008

squaballo jangallo 

A substitution for any word in a spoken or written sentence, including itself.

Your pet duck is squaballo jangallo with that wing peircing.

Why do more when squaballo jangallo and price it the same as your fat donkey.

squaballo jangallo by java monster February 22, 2008

terd muffin 

A delicious brownie from someone's rectum.

I turned the bathroom into a bakery today when I whipped up a steaming fresh batch of terd muffins.

terd muffin by java monster February 22, 2008

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

thumbtack salad by java monster February 22, 2008