jason's definitions

kaneanite

faget from w-e forums.com Kissed Lee's ass to become an Admin.

Claudia-I just got an F on my test

Evil Steve- Why don't you go pull a Kaneanite on your teacher and maybe he will raise your grade.

by jason June 2, 2003

blow monkey

Person who is very fond of powder cocaine

Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.

by Jason February 5, 2005

road rules

A show about a bunch of dumbasses traveling to places they have no idea about on MTV.

Road Rule sucks and it should be cancelled.

by Jason August 1, 2003

Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.

DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.

by Jason March 29, 2005

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

geasel

A person who devours dingleberries.

Jason totally geaseled out that girl's ass.

by Jason February 18, 2005

Nickelodeon

A horrible channel that was pretty cool about 12-15 years ago. Good shows on nickelodeon: Salute Your Shorts (greatest TV show ever), Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Clarissa Explains It All etc... Bad Shows: Anything and i mean anything they play now, especially Rugrats, Fairly Odd Parents and Spongebob. The only time I watch this channel now is Nick at Night when I watch Fresh Prince and Roseanne.

I can't believe how all out bad this channel has become, an ultimate sell-out channel just like MTV, VH1, etc.

by Jason February 20, 2005