blow monkey

Person who is very fond of powder cocaine

Yeah, he does a lot of it, he's a real blow monkey.

by Jason February 05, 2005

zoebel

The conscious abstention from masturbation in an effort to make future acts of sex more intense and pleasurable. Can be used as adjective or a verb.

I can't play basketball today because I have to beat off. I've been zoebelling for 3 days so it's going to be good!

by Jason June 28, 2004

road rules

A show about a bunch of dumbasses traveling to places they have no idea about on MTV.

Road Rule sucks and it should be cancelled.

by Jason August 01, 2003

Charva

Mispronounced name of a girl in a Frank Zappa tune of the same name.

Charva... Charva... I love you thorugh and through, I loved you since in grammar school when we were sniffin glue...

by Jason January 08, 2004

geasel

A person who devours dingleberries.

Jason totally geaseled out that girl's ass.

by Jason February 18, 2005

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005

roya

Roya hot ass persian girl who is usually the best looking girl you can find. She is any guy's dream fantasy (hence the definition of her name in Farsi is "fantasy) usually she has dark hair eyes makes her mysterious and sexy.

Holy crap...i just saw a Roya...and DAMN did she look fine!

by Jason November 29, 2004