stool

shit, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you"
by jason March 19, 2004
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rewipe

Having to wipe your ass again from a previous domination(turd).

Also known as a R.W.
I have to stop at that store and R.W.
by Jason June 07, 2004
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pffft

The sound you make when someone says somthing really stupid.
Man, 50 bucks is alot dude. Totally alot.

PFFFT!
by Jason January 24, 2003
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Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.
Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."
by Jason December 02, 2004
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Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.
DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.
by Jason March 29, 2005
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HO 1

up the shirt and down the pants, hands only
raph ho oned with wu
by JAson April 18, 2005
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ball film

The sticky film you get on your balls on a hot day.
Man, i need to wash my balls, they're covered in ball film!
by Jason November 14, 2004
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