jason's definitions

Pitch a Duce

To take a shit

Dude where is the bathroom? I've gotta pitch a duce.

by Jason November 10, 2003

Wassel

(Noun)One who commonly talks to figments of his or her imagintation and demands that they exist even though those fictitious characters do not.

Granny walked in on Michael while he was masturbating and asked who he was talking to and Mike stated that it was a 2000 year-old mechanical dog named Harvey Dog along with Sugar Crisp Cereal Spokesbear Sugar Bear. Because Mike was a wassel and had no true grasp of logic he insisted that the dog and bear were actually there watching him holding towels even though they were not.

by Jason February 24, 2004

Jaydeath

Jaydeath - A comic book character based on the coolest person in the world. The character is a bounty hunter, but the true person is a professional ninja that protects North Woodmere from other ninjas at night.

"Jaydeath sliced that other ninja's balls off"

by Jason February 2, 2005

anal cavity

The awesome crevice right outside of a girls anus. Caused when the pants are really wedged up there....

"wow her pants were up there pretty far, I could see her anal cavity as well as her camel toe"

by Jason December 28, 2004

fuckfish

1. A person who is such an asshole that he supasses any name or remark.

Damn man I hate you so much.... you are a fuckfish!

by Jason July 23, 2003

stump

They Call him Stump because he his All Root!

Some walk up and put it in, Stump puts it in and walks up.

by Jason September 10, 2004

Dangeresque

n. A famous movie character from a trilogy by Strongbad, starring Coach Z as Ronaldo, Bubs as the evil villain, and Strongbad as Dangeresque.

a. "I won't let you die Dangeresque!"
"Don't worry, dying's not on the menu!"

b. Dangeresque: "But the elevator in this building is broken, so I guess I'll have to jump!"

by Jason November 10, 2003