jason's definitions

handy

handy means when someone is acting handicaped

zach you are so HANDY

by Jason March 12, 2005

Heartwork

The finest British metal album ever to be produced, back in 1993 by legendary gore-grinders Carcass.

Carcass - Heartwork 1993, Earache Records

by Jason May 13, 2005

microsoft

A group of neo-nazis worshipping al malfunctioning stereo. A.K.A. My heroes.

Microsoft cant be bad......look at the freaking money they've made!

by Jason May 13, 2005

rotc

Retards On The Campus found in a high school near you... like boyscouts but dont wanna do schoolwork so they wave a friggin wooden rifle around

hey im in rotc im just gonna sit here in a dirt free uniform and try to look tough and get laughed at

by jason May 13, 2005

disclude

to exclude or not to include; the logical opposite of include

Most people I know are cool, but this discludes you.

by Jason March 20, 2005

Sintacle

Name given to the most beautiful person in the world and sweetest soul I've ever met.

Sintacle has stolen my heart.

by Jason March 20, 2005

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005