jasom's definitions

Earlteeth

A word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that Earl is a common name for a homeless person. (Homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named Earl)

When the girl made eye contact with me I thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and I realized she had earlteeth.

by jasom February 9, 2004

rhino skin

The skin of an old woman's vagina.

Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin.

by jasom February 9, 2004

pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.

We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

by jasom February 9, 2004

riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Wheetle

A specific type of choaf which occurs on the ass. (see choaf)

When he mooned the passing car, everyone noticed his wheetle.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Turkit

A saggy scrotum.

The old man had a turkit covered with choafs. (see choaf)

by jasom February 9, 2004