jasom's definitions

Turkit

A saggy scrotum.

The old man had a turkit covered with choafs. (see choaf)

by jasom February 9, 2004

pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.

We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Earlteeth

A word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that Earl is a common name for a homeless person. (Homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named Earl)

When the girl made eye contact with me I thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and I realized she had earlteeth.

by jasom February 9, 2004

burstubble

A bubble of shit

When he powerhoused the crap, he created a burstubble.

by jasom February 9, 2004

rhino skin

The skin of an old woman's vagina.

Hillary Clinton probably has rhino skin.

by jasom February 9, 2004

riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.

When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.

by jasom February 9, 2004

Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.

Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.

by jasom February 9, 2004