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Turkit

The old man had a turkit covered with choafs. (see choaf)
by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the Turkitmug.

pube soap

A bar of soap with an over abundance of pubic hair on it.
We found a bar of pube soap in the shower.
by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the pube soapmug.

Earlteeth

A word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that Earl is a common name for a homeless person. (Homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named Earl)
When the girl made eye contact with me I thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and I realized she had earlteeth.
by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the Earlteethmug.

burstubble

When he powerhoused the crap, he created a burstubble.
by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the burstubblemug.

rhino skin

by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the rhino skinmug.

riddledick

A penis that everyone makes fun of.
When he whipped out his weiner, everyone laughed at his riddledick.
by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the riddledickmug.

Spermburger

When a guy releases his load into a girls buns.
Last night I was doing a chick in the ass and created the best sperm burger ever.
by jasom February 9, 2004
mugGet the Spermburgermug.

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