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When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
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Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?
by jarrad_bellringerboy August 12, 2022
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*DISCLAIMER *
THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD
*DISCLAIMER *
THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD
Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom
*my mom knocks on the door*
Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!
Dom: you like that!?!
Me yes!!!!
Dom: your such a good boy
My mom: dinners ready!!!!
Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!
My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!
*my mom knocks on the door*
Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!
Dom: you like that!?!
Me yes!!!!
Dom: your such a good boy
My mom: dinners ready!!!!
Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!
My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!
by jarrad_bellringerboy August 16, 2022
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Usually starts off as a crush.
Usually starts off as a crush.
*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*
My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)
Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!
Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)
Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!
Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022
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My bruv: who are you listening to???
Me: JAYBLUD.
My bruv: who is that??
Me: a British rock artist. look him up on SoundCloud!!
Me: JAYBLUD.
My bruv: who is that??
Me: a British rock artist. look him up on SoundCloud!!
by jarrad_bellringerboy October 13, 2022
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Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
Me: MOM, DON'T COME IN MY ROOM! I'M PADDLING THE PINK CANOE RIGHT NOW, MAYBE WE CAN TALK LATER!
by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022
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