Definitions by jarrad_bellringerboy
Fire Breathing Dragon
When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.
Fire Breathing Dragon by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025
Snow blower
Snow blower by jarrad_bellringerboy December 26, 2024
Goth Egg
My Girlfriend...
If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or
Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It
If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or
Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It
Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*
Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.
A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This
Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-
Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.
A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This
Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-
Goth Egg by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024
Gabriela
*Class Starts*
Mrs .S: Ok class get out your blue book!
Jarrad (whispers): pst... ryan
Ryan (whispers): What
Jarrad (whispers): Mrs. S is such a Gabriela, isn't she?
Ryan (whispers): Yea, I guess you can say that.
Mrs.S: Jarrad, after class meet me in the hallway.
Jarrad: Why?
Mrs.S: I wanna speak with you!
Jarrad (whispers): Oh shit.
Ryan: *Starts laughing*
*After Class*
Mrs.S: So Jarrad, why were you whispering to your friend during class?!?
Jarrad: I was talking about something...
Mrs.S: Talking about what?
Jarrad: About how hot/pretty you are.
Mrs.S: *shakes her head* I can see that.
Jarrad: what do you mean?
Mrs.S: you have a boner.
Mrs.S: I am assuming I caused that.
*silence*
Jarrad: I- I-. Yes you did.
Mrs.S: I'm flattered, Just try to hide it next time ok?
Jarrad: Ok, I actually have a crush on you.
Mrs.S: I already knew that *rolls her eyes*
Jarrad: ok have a nice day.
Mrs.S: you too *winks*
Mrs .S: Ok class get out your blue book!
Jarrad (whispers): pst... ryan
Ryan (whispers): What
Jarrad (whispers): Mrs. S is such a Gabriela, isn't she?
Ryan (whispers): Yea, I guess you can say that.
Mrs.S: Jarrad, after class meet me in the hallway.
Jarrad: Why?
Mrs.S: I wanna speak with you!
Jarrad (whispers): Oh shit.
Ryan: *Starts laughing*
*After Class*
Mrs.S: So Jarrad, why were you whispering to your friend during class?!?
Jarrad: I was talking about something...
Mrs.S: Talking about what?
Jarrad: About how hot/pretty you are.
Mrs.S: *shakes her head* I can see that.
Jarrad: what do you mean?
Mrs.S: you have a boner.
Mrs.S: I am assuming I caused that.
*silence*
Jarrad: I- I-. Yes you did.
Mrs.S: I'm flattered, Just try to hide it next time ok?
Jarrad: Ok, I actually have a crush on you.
Mrs.S: I already knew that *rolls her eyes*
Jarrad: ok have a nice day.
Mrs.S: you too *winks*
Gabriela by jarrad_bellringerboy February 28, 2023
Puberty Boner
When you get a crush on almost every mildly attractive older woman you come in contact with
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
usually happens to boys around 12-18. right around that time, you get horny over your teachers, mom's friend (s), and maybe even therapist.
Teacher: Jarrad I called on you, please stand up.
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
Student: ok fine *stands up*
Teacher: oh boy, Jarrad did I cause that?
Student: cause what?
Teacher: Look at your crotch area
Student: Oh sh-
Teacher: it's ok, stay after class and maybe I can help you with your Puberty Boner that I caused *winks*
Student: Ok thanks!
Puberty Boner by jarrad_bellringerboy January 28, 2023
JAYBLUD
A great British Rockstar that is upcoming in music. he is also a trans man. People most know him for his song "LAD (Looks Are Deceiving)" Go check him out on SoundCloud and Spotify.
My bruv: who are you listening to???
Me: JAYBLUD.
My bruv: who is that??
Me: a British rock artist. look him up on SoundCloud!!
Me: JAYBLUD.
My bruv: who is that??
Me: a British rock artist. look him up on SoundCloud!!
JAYBLUD by jarrad_bellringerboy October 13, 2022
Madly in love Crush
When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.
Usually starts off as a crush.
Usually starts off as a crush.
*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*
My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)
Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!
Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)
Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!
Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.
Madly in love Crush by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022