jarrad_bellringerboy 's definitions

Goth Egg

My Girlfriend...

If You Fans Of Her Make Anymore Sexual Or

Vile Comments About Her On Instagram Or PornHub.
I Will Do Something About It

Goth Egg: *Posts On Instagram*

Random Nasty Guy: Omg, You're So Hot.

A Different Random Guy On PornHub: I Came So Hard To This

Me When I See This: SHUT THE FUCK U-

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 11, 2024

Madly in love Crush

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.

*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.

by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022

Playboy

A really hot guy, that can turn every straight guy (playboys are usually gay)

Conner: "walks by"

me to my friend: Conner is such a playboy!

my friend: I know right!

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 18, 2022

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having sex with YUNGBLUD in your fantasies

*DISCLAIMER *

THIS ONLY APPLIES TO YOU IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON OR ARE IN LOVE WITH YUNGBLUD

Me Moaning: YUNGBLUD go faster Ugh ugh, I'm gonna cum on your knob Dom

*my mom knocks on the door*

Me: Dom Go Deeper I'm Cumming!!!!

Dom: you like that!?!

Me yes!!!!

Dom: your such a good boy

My mom: dinners ready!!!!

Me: hold on I'm fucking YUNGBLUD!!!!

My mom: ok!!! it sounds like you're having a great time!

by jarrad_bellringerboy August 16, 2022

Fucking YUNGBLUD

Having a sexual session with your fantasies or yourself.

Only if you have a crush on yungblud!!!!!

Mom: "what are you doing in there"
Me: *Moaning* faster Dom go faster I'm gonna cum!!!!
Mom: Are you fucking having sex!?!?
Me: Kinda, I'm Fucking YUNGBLUD!?!?

by jarrad_bellringerboy August 12, 2022

JAYBLUD

A great British Rockstar that is upcoming in music. he is also a trans man. People most know him for his song "LAD (Looks Are Deceiving)" Go check him out on SoundCloud and Spotify.

My bruv: who are you listening to???

Me: JAYBLUD.

My bruv: who is that??

Me: a British rock artist. look him up on SoundCloud!!

by jarrad_bellringerboy October 13, 2022

Fire Breathing Dragon

When you chug a fully carbonated can of soda(usually warm, fresh out of a box). Count to ten right after (before burping) and then burp.

(After the Fire Breathing Dragon) *digestive tract getting destroyed by all the carbonation*

by jarrad_bellringerboy February 8, 2025