110 definitions by jared

a team of people that can do what most cant.
the team qualijare pulled off the trick
by Jared November 21, 2003
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A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.
The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!
by Jared May 29, 2003
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funny word for tampon
what size is your cooter stick?
by jared April 08, 2005
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The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.
Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?
by Jared March 23, 2005
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A state where a person, object, or entity is even cooler than communicated by the use of smetanka; an extreme state of smetanka; something both tasty and smetanka
Liz, she's smetanka, but Stephanie, now SHE is smetankalicious!
by Jared June 28, 2004
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People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'
"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"
by jared December 05, 2002
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The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.
Jared and Emily squg each other when they say hello or goodbye
by JaRed January 27, 2015
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