Boogaerts

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!
by Jared April 04, 2005
mugGet the Boogaerts mug.

cinosweiv

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night
by jared February 28, 2005
mugGet the cinosweiv mug.

Turkey Jizz

by Jared December 18, 2004
mugGet the Turkey Jizz mug.

jaymes

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan
by jared May 07, 2003
mugGet the jaymes mug.

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.
I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.
by Jared March 20, 2005
mugGet the plavecski mug.

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff
my black book is so much bigger than urs man
by jared December 04, 2004
mugGet the black book mug.

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.
I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.
by Jared March 23, 2005
mugGet the The Train mug.