108 definitions by jared

Subway

The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.

-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.

by jared December 19, 2003

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by jared August 25, 2004

shebang

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math

Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.

by jared October 19, 2003

lord of the rings

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"

the lord of the rings is a good book

by jared June 16, 2003

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
See pimp
See hippie

That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.

by jared October 30, 2003