jared's definitions

LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.

Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.

by Jared June 27, 2004

Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

Mushroom eye

When a man slaps a woman in the eye with his penis with such a force that it leaves a black eye.

When jared slapped marissa in the eye with his penis it gave her a black eye

by Jared June 17, 2005

Japananese

Japanese when you are stoned

"JAPANANESE!!!" exclaimed Jared

by Jared September 3, 2003

Richard Westerdale III

A cool kid from Massachusetts that I am friends with.

The guy who wrote the first one can come over here to mass and I'll shoot his non-american ass.

by Jared November 6, 2003

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003

The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.

I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.

by Jared March 23, 2005