jared's definitions

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

Richard Westerdale III

A cool kid from Massachusetts that I am friends with.

The guy who wrote the first one can come over here to mass and I'll shoot his non-american ass.

by Jared November 6, 2003

plavecski

adj. One who does not enjoy anything that has the potential to be or is fun.

I cannot believe she is not going out, she is such a plavecski.

by Jared March 20, 2005

lootcakes

1. money

2. currency

3. something that is being used extensively by a significant other

a. my bitch is snackin on my lootcakes

b. im runnin low on lootcakes

by Jared September 5, 2004

^#^

Implies blushing due to embarassment or other such occurances.

Statement: You're so cute.
Reply: ^#^

by Jared July 19, 2004

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005