108 definitions by jared

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

by jared January 27, 2005

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by jared March 24, 2005

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by jared June 29, 2004

jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 7, 2003

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by jared March 24, 2005

airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

by jared May 30, 2003

Binkus

n. A drunken gnome known for balligerant behavior

adj. Of or relating to behavior reflective of chronic drunkedness

When joe gets about a dozen shots of Jaegermeister in him, he becomes quite binkus.

by jared June 13, 2003