vegan

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!
by Jared February 19, 2005
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stuerize

Verb.
1. To incessantly draw vulgar and inappropriate pictures all over someone's belongings. A display of perpetual immaturity and disrespect.
2. To pester and anger people to the point of being bitch slapped and or tea bagged.
Goddamnit Stu, you're such an asshole, stop stuerizing me.
by Jared January 09, 2004
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Halo 2

A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.
Go play Half-Life 2 instead. It's much better.
by Jared March 11, 2005
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Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.
Kittie is just so damn cool.
by Jared February 15, 2005
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D-troit

Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street
I live in D-troit dogg!
by Jared May 02, 2004
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blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.
Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.
by Jared November 02, 2003
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The Train

The way I FUCKING get around my hometown, The City. What city? THE CITY. 'Nuff said. You upstaters on Long Island would get mugged on the fucking subway, it's only for the tough.
I saw some upstate Long Islanders on the 4 train last week. What losers, they looked like a bunch of immature, lost tourists. And they actually gave money to the homeless guy! Country folk.
by Jared March 24, 2005
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