jared's definitions

CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!

The one and only Beast!

by Jared October 29, 2004

shebang

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math

Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.

by Jared October 18, 2003

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004

retard

most people on yahoo chat.

people in yahoo chat always think they know everything, when really theyre just lame nerds with no lives.

by jared August 23, 2003

smetankalicious

A state where a person, object, or entity is even cooler than communicated by the use of smetanka; an extreme state of smetanka; something both tasty and smetanka

Liz, she's smetanka, but Stephanie, now SHE is smetankalicious!

by Jared June 28, 2004

wrappaging

A combination of the words Wrapping and Packaging. Used primarily in describing factory vacuum packaging and security wrapping. Particularly useful for CD's and DVD's.

"The wrappaging of these new DVD's is totally overkill."

by Jared August 4, 2004