108 definitions by jared

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff

my black book is so much bigger than urs man

by jared December 4, 2004

double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.

Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!

by jared June 8, 2004

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 9, 2005

glahgle

The act of either doing something relevant to a definite subject, doing something irrelevant to a definite subject, or not doing anything at all, be it relevant or irrelevant to a definite subject.

"The glahgle broke."
"I broke the glahgle."
"Where do you want me to put this glahgle?"
"What the phuck is a glahgle?"
"Glahgle glahgle glahgle glahgle."

by jared September 11, 2004

Chinarican

A foreigner.

The man across the street is some kind of Chinarican or something.

by jared November 27, 2003

communism

a type government often mistaken with socialism,an economic system,it is often compared to capitalism, which is an economic system

I have no idea what im talking about so i'm gonna assume that socialism won't work because communism hasn't.

by jared October 19, 2003

stave

(verb)
To sing until Jim Croce appears in Homsar's stupid kids show.

Stave it off. 1, 2, 3. And now you can count to three.

by jared August 11, 2004