jared's definitions

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.

Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?

by Jared March 23, 2005

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

dorg karnt

An insult issued by local Australian Aboriginals within poorer communities i.e. 'Balga'

'Ay dere dorg karnt, ya gunna ge' us fiddy cents or a smoke?'

'Oi, dat dere white fella is a dorg karnt'

by Jared July 12, 2004

ODHGABFE

Track 10 on Lamb of God's album New American Gospel

ODHGABFE- supposedly stands for Officer Dick Head Gets A Black Fucking Eye

by Jared July 30, 2006