jared's definitions

wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004

ODHGABFE

Track 10 on Lamb of God's album New American Gospel

ODHGABFE- supposedly stands for Officer Dick Head Gets A Black Fucking Eye

by Jared July 30, 2006

thucka

Abbreviation used for Mother Fucker, is t.v. safe.

1. I am going to beat your ass in thucka

by Jared October 6, 2004

honkee

A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.

Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"

by Jared May 26, 2004

BigFuzzyArchon

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)

BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.

by Jared March 23, 2003

butt gnome

One who gives it up the ass.

Friggin gayass butt gnomes.

by Jared August 25, 2003

hucky

A large object or stick.

Thats a big ol' piece of hucky!

by jared November 26, 2003