jared's definitions

manzo

Da fuckin man. Better than 'the man'

Yo he crushed 10 bitches, he's da fuckin manzo!

by Jared April 25, 2005

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005

Nimph

have midget half horse

that nimph is the unicorn's bitch

by jared November 19, 2003

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 3, 2003

vegan

basically, an insane vegetarian

Coach Bittner told Jared that vegans were not insane vegetarians, but he was wrong. Jared is always right!!

by Jared May 13, 2005

Nugget

Zach Bernstein from CPLV

Stop that Nugget

by Jared March 12, 2004

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff

my black book is so much bigger than urs man

by jared December 4, 2004