Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 24, 2004

D-troit

Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street

I live in D-troit dogg!

by Jared May 02, 2004

unleash the fury

To let a fart bomb rip out of your anus and contaminate the world.

Dan just unleashed the fury and now half of china is dead.

by Jared March 15, 2004

Everquest

A MMORPG (massive multiple online role playing game) that is a game that people who dont play shouldnt have to say anything about because it is stupid for them to comment on it because it doesnt affect them in the least.

It is a simple game, we entertain ourselves that way no need to stress yourself over it. Continue on with your life and we will move on with ours. =)

by Jared March 21, 2004

massachusetts

greatest state ever

home to the world champion patriots AND RED SOX!!!

Red Sox are awesome we never lost the faith yankees suck


and thats why massachusetts is awesome

massachusetts is awesome because we have TWO champion teams

by Jared November 12, 2004

Klopo

A word you say when you are sleep deprived

The fucking klopos are attacking!!!

by Jared September 03, 2003

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005