1. A song from the 60s
2. One who thinks he can twice
3. One who was raised by a cup of coffee
4. One whose Jenga ship was shanked
5. One who tapes a spoon to an eggplant for a pumpkin carving contest
6. One whose hat repeatedly flies off his head and majestically back on in a circular motion while he utters nonsense
Homsar, tell us about your childhood.
I was raised by a cup of coffee.
Really. How did you end up here?
Twas the pride of the peaches.
by Giusto April 11, 2003
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Hoo hoo... where does one start? A white little egg of a thing wearing a blue lampshade with his name on it. Often sports very manly hat that flies off his head when he says his common nonsense.
Homsar was born through a remake of a song from the sixties. While the identity of his parents is unknown, he was graciously raised by a cup of coffee, who did the best possible job. At the age of drweheheheheh, he made his way to Freetown, USA, via the Peaches. Shunned from the town after having a weight dropped on him by Strong Bad, he often hides out in the background, but one who showes appreciation to him by holding down TAB in cartoons and clicking on the yellow area can find him.
His best friend, Strong Sad, enjoys board games with him, though Homsar has trouble understanding the concept of most of them. He has only celebrated two Halloween holidays in his lifetime, and while he still thinks that a pumpakin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it, and he only enjoys treats such as shaving creme, old candies, and especially wrenches, he chooses popular costumes such as Wimpy and Ghost Dog.
He was last spotted at the Strong Sad Look-Alike contest, hosted by Coach Z, where he cried on the inside.
by Homsar September 1, 2003
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A disease that can be described as a song from the 60s.
"So, HomSARS, how can you be cured?"
"Ahh I'm just in time for the mur-der mystery."
by NateDogg and Warren G June 20, 2003
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1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
21. Anything beats breaking up with him
by Anonymous August 24, 2003
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1. There are some facts about Homsar that are known to be true.

*He's a song from the 60's
*He was raised by a cup of coffee
*He put his best foot flowered
*He thinks he won the Powerball
*He's just in time for the Murder Mystery

Homsar can be seen around homestarrunner.com, mostly as a hidden character. His best friend is Strong Sad, and he is protected by kerrek.

2. Misspelling of homestar by Vinnie C.
"Daaaugh! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar, the captain of the Gravy Train. Climb aboard! I put my best foot flowered. Pashooo! Sure beats breaking up with me! Don't look now, I'm just a friendly reminder! Daaaaaugh! Whaaaaaa! I think I won the Powerball!"
by Kerrek November 22, 2003
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1. He thinks your name is "Wondermike"
2. Is the captain of the gravy train
3. Keeps his best foot flowered
4. Anything beats breaking up with him
5. Is just a friendly reminder
6. Thinks he won the powerball
7. Calls Toons "Poo-oooons!"
8. Pronounces Games as "James"
9. Wants Kelsey Grammer to do the Characters
10. Thanks you for pointing to the downloads
11. Aproves that the store is a legitimate business
12. Voted Carmel Corn for president
13. Rocks the Opera
14. Is the human weggie
15. Is a trendy tote bag
16. Thinks a "g" is a healthy piece of real-estate
17. His favorite song is "Stave it off 1-2-3"
18. Boogies down in the replacement world
19. Is forever Strong Bad's girl
20. Announces when it's time for tasteball
21. Directed the play "Butts Twelve by Pies"
22. You gotta get yours, he's gotta get his
23. Was just in time for the murder mystery
24. Thinks Strong Bad's name is "Reggie"
25. Thinks Strong Sad is a Rinocerus
26. Was raised by a cup of coffee
27. 'Twas the pride of the peaches
28. Is a song from the 60s
29. Only cries on the inside
30. Is saving the best for last
31. Is hated by Strong Bad
32. Was hit with the "heavy lourde"
33. Collects alms for the Pudgy each Decemberween
34. Thinks you're a real state-trooper
35. He blew it man, and lost his touch
36. He does what he's told
37. Is open for interpretation
38. Is the ghost of Christmas past
39. Will gladly pay you today for some candy today
40. Is the original ladies man
41. His favorite halloween treat is a wrench
42. He'll eat a treat if you make sure it's sweet
43. He thinks Bubs' name is "Tubs"
44. Strong Sad shanked his Jenga Jam
45. Is a million ladies tall
46. Marzipan gave him flowers in the hospital
47. He tried to scare Marzipan with wailing
48. Hosted the I'm Creepin'&I'm Creepin'&I'm Creepin Party
49. Thinks happy T is the thrill of a lifetime
50. Wants to know when we can start the Jeffersons
Strong Sad: Me and Homsar were playing Connect 4 and...

Homsar: Wahahahaha hey Tubs! I just lost my Jenga Jam!

Bubs: (after 3.5 second pause) Don'tchu talk ta me!
by stompiee April 3, 2006
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wow! there is so much 2 say bout homsar! he rocks!

1. He does what he's told.
2.He was the pride of the peaches.
3.He was raised by a cup of coffee.
4.He never fakes the funk on a nasty dunk.
5.His favorite halloween treat is a wrench.
6.He's the ORIG-nal ladies man.
7.He is the ghost of christmas past.
8.hes a song from the sixties.
9.He manages to play connect four while strong sad shanks his jenga ship.
10.he lots his jenga jam.
11.he saves the best for last.
12. he likes the jeffersons.
13. he can think twice.
14.and, my personal favorite, he is a million ladies tall!lol!

Homsar rocks and is you don like him then u are crazy!
"Hey Reggie! Is that rhinocerous around?"
"Hey Tubbs, I just lots my Jenga jam."
OO! and so much more!
by C.A.L! May 17, 2003
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