jared's definitions

queens

An urban version of Long Island. A pretty boring place, I stay out except for Laguardia and JFK.

Manhattan is urban, Queens is suburban, and Upstate Nassau is rural.

by Jared March 23, 2005

vag

1) a vagina
2) a wussy

1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.

by Jared September 10, 2003

stave

(verb)
To sing until Jim Croce appears in Homsar's stupid kids show.

Stave it off. 1, 2, 3. And now you can count to three.

by Jared August 11, 2004

unleash the fury

To let a fart bomb rip out of your anus and contaminate the world.

Dan just unleashed the fury and now half of china is dead.

by Jared March 15, 2004

Balla

1.a pimp
2.some one who is good at sports

1.Im a balla fo real
2.Iverson is a Balla

by Jared February 28, 2004

^#^

Implies blushing due to embarassment or other such occurances.

Statement: You're so cute.
Reply: ^#^

by Jared July 19, 2004

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005