janis's definitions

wacking material

Porn, or something else that is arousing enough to masturbate to.

That movie had no plot and so many sex scenes, I'd consider it wacking material.

Brittany is too grotesque to be considered wacking material.

by Janis August 10, 2005

buffet Christian

A Christian who only believes in a part of the bible that they can easily live with.

"Stealing is wrong, but I don't believe the part about not raping kittens."

by Janis June 25, 2004

Christ on a bicycle

Exclamation used when someone is surprised, upset, or is trying to make a point.

Christ on a bike! Did that guy's car just explode?

by Janis February 6, 2005

way

A word added on to the end of either "yeah" or "no" to make it very so or not very so.

"Would you fuck Sarah if you got the chance?"
"Yeah way!"

"Eric says he got a 96 on the Biology test."
"No way! Eric is as dumb as a rock."

by Janis March 16, 2005

yuppie

A Hippie gone bad! A traitor to the 60's generation.

My VW has turned into a VOLVO

by janis February 23, 2005

bone

To have a problem with someone. It is usually referring to a characteristic you don't like about them.

The only bone I have with Mike is that he talks shit about some people that don't deserve it.

by Janis March 16, 2005

mugglenet

A place to go and read editorials inbetween Harry Potter book releases.

I had a sudden urge to a read Harry Potter book, so I went to mugglenet.com and read some editorials to quell my cravings.

by Janis February 26, 2005