Haymer

One who is determined to have sex with oneself.

James didn't care that the schoolgirls were watching, he flogged the dolphin right there in the middle of the church.

by Jamie December 21, 2004

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web site

a place where useless information is compiled like this one, in hope that you will somehow get sucked into the oblivion (either by accident or searching yourself into it) that is the world wide web

my web site uses esp and mind control to make sad fuckers that stumble upon it enjoy gopher porn! www.dfd3843eeadlkd0934.ca.tv.org.net.com

by Jamie July 24, 2003

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Slice

To make out with or desire to make out with.

"Oh my gosh, what a fox! I soo want to slice him!" or "He's soo slicing!"

by Jamie June 24, 2004

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scrub piece

A word that defines someone who is worthless and no good at what they do. Their life is one big shit hole.

The man got aids from a obese prostitute and thought he was cool, what a scrub piece.

Johnny slipped a girl a roofie and didnt get ass, what a scrub piece.

by Jamie June 17, 2006

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