Definitions by jamfsob

blood bullet

a tampon

I need some blood bullets, my knickers are absolutely soaked!

blood bullet by jamfsob August 13, 2003

Spladgem 

Vaginal juices, also known as fanny spladgem. Slightly onomatopaeic as if the woman is wet enough,spladgem is reminiscent of the noise when you enter

Sarah was sat on my lap with no knickers on and when she got up, I was left with Fanny Spladgem all down my leg

Spladgem by jamfsob August 12, 2003

wishbone 

a gorgeous looking female that you desperately would love to give a good seeing to despite the fact that she is blatantly 14

"Hey Mike, Check out that babe!"
"Leaveit out Ben, she's a wishbone!"

wishbone by jamfsob August 12, 2003

danger wank 

masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught

Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"

danger wank by jamfsob August 12, 2003

stranger wank 

masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"

stranger wank by jamfsob August 12, 2003

spam purse 

vagina, also known as vag, slit, gash, lovegash, hole, fuck socket etc

Walking down the street you're the centre of my universe.
You've got the world in your pocket, my manhood locked in your (spam)purse

spam purse by jamfsob August 12, 2003

surfing the crimson tide 

menstruating also known as on the blob, having the painters in,

As Carol was surfing the crimson tide, she thought that wearing white trousers, roller skating and jumping out of aeroplanes like in the Bodyform commercials was probably NOT actually a good idea

surfing the crimson tide by jamfsob August 12, 2003