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Definitions by jamesbrown

backpacker 

A person who is on holidays and you should drink alcohol with them and show them what your country has to offer! If you are available to do so of course!.
I always went after the sexy swedish backpacker, but somehow tended to end up with a fat german.
backpacker by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
Beer made in Brisbane. Its popular there, but so are a lot of other things which others may frown upon. It has a lot of chemicals and preservatives used in it due to the Queensland heat, so the taste suffers. Source of many jokes, "Why do queenslanders drink XXXX?"
"Because they cant spell beer"
Etc, etc.
XXXX is ok if its cold, i much prefer it to that VB shit!
XXXX by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Dogs egg 

I hate stepping on dogs eggs', even more so when i'm fuckin barefoot!
Dogs egg by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
The Tooheys beers, which are popular in New south wales, Australia, at the moment are the creativly named "new" and "old" types. It's cheap and its ok! see XXXX, VB, beer and franziskaner
I drink Tooheys new because it is cheap and cheerful.
Tooheys by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
The national dyslexics association.
Wehn i pyte i cna smotise get teh wrods wrngo
ADN by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

Ignorant american 

An american who is ignorant of things outside their country, and quite often ignorant of what goes on inside it too. Media manipulation?, ignorance is bliss!!

NOTE: not all americans are ignorant, every country suffers from the problem, the main problem is when the ignorant american also happens to be a loud american, which compounds the problem and lets others (usually a lot) know of their affliction. Often will carry on about how america saved the world in wwII, but forgets to mention the reason why the majority of troops involved in the d-day landings were american- the allies had been fighting the war for more than a few years and had run out of men!
I heard an ignorant american once ask "what country is europe in?"
Ignorant american by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
UK, Australia, NZ. Fanny= pussy
Silly yanks, fanny= bum
They do seem to have a lot arse about. Even funnier when a girl says "i'll stick that in my fanny pack" which does make for a lot of shocked faces.
I piss myself laughing when that show "the nanny" comes on, at the start the song goes that she got kicked out and landed on her "fanny", ouch, how unfortunate.
Fanny by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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