49 definition by jamesbrown

One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy

Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead

A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad

Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.

A person who is on holidays and you should drink alcohol with them and show them what your country has to offer! If you are available to do so of course!.

Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"

1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.