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One who smells farts and rates them. I met one such chap on a european holiday, Neil From NZ. Strange guy, anyone who farted he felt like he had to tell you how bad/good it was, i scored a 10/10! see Fartograhpy
Neil, weirdo but nice guy rated farts.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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Opposite of dejavu. Going somewhere and realising you have no idea what to expect. Essentialy a bullshit word. May make you sound knowledgeable but will most likely make you sound like a dickhead
First time i went to Amsterdam i had such a sense of vujade.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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A small automatic pistol with a high rate of fire, smaller than an Uzi, used by the mossad
Many people, innocent and otherwise, have been shot and killed by the hebrew lowers.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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Large ego not counterbalanced by lack of talent. Possible ex-lover (s) of Fred durst.
Man, when that guy from creed walked in the room his huge head took up all the space, i wish he would just go back to living at fred durst's.
by jamesbrown April 21, 2003

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A person who is on holidays and you should drink alcohol with them and show them what your country has to offer! If you are available to do so of course!.
I always went after the sexy swedish backpacker, but somehow tended to end up with a fat german.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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Recently voted "The worst place to live in all of the U.K." In no way is related to the Australian saying "i'm stoked"
I drove through stoke on trent, it looked like all the buildings needed a good wash to get all the soot off them.
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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1. A weird white blob of a thing that was a cartoon in the 70's and 80's
2. fanny, pussy, use in conjuntion with a tockley, knob or even another schmoo.
Man that girls didnt have any undies on, she knew i could see and she showed me her schmoo!
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003

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