james savik's definitions

FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.

Bob: Your email address isn't [e-mail]?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.

by james savik December 5, 2022

go mustang

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies

1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.

by james savik September 18, 2015

queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 5, 2023

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

by james savik February 1, 2008

thunder-chicken

1) youth who masterbaits so violently that he shakes the building

2) gay slang for a well built (gay) adolescent. Presumably a jock.

1) Max was such a thunder-chicken that I just had to leave the dorm room until he was done jerking off. It just wasn't safe on the top bunk.

2) Tom's years as a gym rat paid off. He's 17 now and such a thunder-chicken that he has all the old queens fawning over him.

by james savik September 23, 2009

Nugget

Military in origin. Describes a rookie aviator or junior officer in the Navy or Marine Corps.

"How are your nuggets working out?"
"They'll be fine when they figure out that they're in the fleet now and can forget the Mickey-mouse shit and concentrate on the job."

by james savik September 6, 2020