Definitions by james lowe

Samuel L. Jackson 

The coolest black man in the music industry.

Sam: Describe what he looks like!

Man: Hes black...Bald--

Sam: Does he look like a bitch?

Man: What?!

Sam: DOES...HE...LOOK..LIKE...A BITCH?!

Man: NO!

Samuel L. Jackson by James Lowe December 17, 2004

Gill Bates 

The complete opposite if Bill Gates, who has failed at running Sicromoft and is billions of dollars in debt because he didnt steal Apple's OS system to improve on it.

Gill Bates... What a fucker

Gill Bates by James Lowe December 7, 2004

porn 

When you cant get sex...look no further than a magazine, pictures, and the internet

Porn leads to a very healthy habit.. masturbation

porn by James Lowe November 16, 2004

Half-Life 2

It will be THE BEST GAME EVER to be released! Will make Master chief look like a fucking pansy-ass sissy girl who braids hair all day long.

On November 16th, Half-Life 2 will be the Messiah of the gaming universe!

Half-Life 2 by James Lowe November 4, 2004

Disturbed 

Better than any band I have ever listened to...EVERY ONE OF THEM!!

Every single song they made is an instant 10/10!

Liberate, Voices, The Game, etc... ALL OF THEM ARE GOOD!

Disturbed by James Lowe November 4, 2004

rice rocket 

A weak-ass poor horsepowered car that will never be able to beat a stock american muscle car no matter how much technology advances... ALL HAIL THE POWER OF V8 YOU GODDAMN RICE-ROCKET WANNABE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Ill put my money on a stock muscle car over a tuned rice rocket any day of the fucking week

rice rocket by James Lowe November 3, 2004

Tribes 

A bad-ass series that never gets tired. Tribes can kick Halo's ass any day

Tribes vs. Halo?

Ill take Tribes

Tribes by James Lowe November 3, 2004