james's definitions

Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone)

basically,, the biggest set of fuckers you will EVER find roaming the geen plains of fair england. likes include banging thier hoes, smoking cheap ciggeretes, attacking the small percentage of the population, in vastly unfair numbers that are inntimidated by them. also along with aol, msn messenger have mannaged to completly barstardize the english language by talking what can only be described as "warm diarrhea"

rudeboy 1: im a cunt
me: i couldnt agree more

by james December 19, 2003

infamousjoker

infa the le3test black man ever to play in a game call cstrike he is also know as infa or Craig

u herd about that kid if kid reply's that crazy black kid that lans at mamaz

by James February 27, 2005

Servant of The Night

a wet dream.

my servant of the night came and relieved me of my sexual frustration.

by James January 22, 2004

turgor pressure

internal pressure of a cell due to water held there by osmotic pressure

A plant cell has its normal shape and turgor pressure in isotonic solution

by james December 13, 2003

medium

When your penis is neither erect or flacid (the period between 'up' and 'down')

Is that the biggest you go?
No a few more inches yet, let it grow it's only on its medium

by james March 10, 2003

PMW

Posh Mans Wank.
A wank with a condom on

He couldn't be arsed to clean up after him so he wore a condom

by James March 10, 2003

dinged

To get rejected, usually from a graduate school.

"Man, I got dinged yesterday. The decision letter came in a small and thin envelope."

by james December 13, 2003