battle tank

A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.
by James February 23, 2003
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Honeyslut

A term used to describe a young babe (female) who appears to be slightly slutty, yet not over doing it. Highly attractive female who would probably do you if you worked her.
Check out that honeyslut, she probably wants it now.
by James March 29, 2003
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Shit Your ass

The flow of human excrament as it flows out your anal sphyncter down your leg and out your pant leg.
Damn, man after a hard day at work I love to come home and shit my ass...

or...

GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY IM GONNA SHIT MY ASS ALL OVER!
by James February 24, 2004
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helicoptering

when you slap your penis round a womans face
Hey whats that bruise on your cheek?
Oh, thats just when finley helicoptered me.
by james March 10, 2003
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pole policy

A rule created by james.
If she licks it, I get to stick it.
by James March 11, 2003
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bliksem

hey you bliksem, you've finished all the milk
by james February 02, 2005
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heart broken

It's a feeling you can never understand until you experience it. It is a constant pain and discomfort that you struggle with all day. It is a sickness in your stomach and a knot in your throat. It is when eating becomes a battle to swallow and falling asleep becomes inconceivable. It is unrequited love. It is the loss of someone you love. It feels like you lost apart of who you are. You fight with yourself, trying to convince yourself you are fine. It's a constant swing in your emotions. Some moment are better than others. Sometimes you think it is almost over, but then, just as suddenly you are overwhelmed with a paralyzing pain that forces you stop and rest for a moment. You are always thinking about the other person. Imagining how happy they are, while you are barely hanging on. You think about how they have forgotten about you... How could it have been so easy for them. How could they have said they cared about you, but moved on you so effortlessly. You wonder, "how could you do this... How could you say you care about me and be so careless with your words and actions?" Soon these thoughts turn to anger. Anger that you use to get you through the day. Anger is what blocks out the saddness. Hate is the only escape from the saddness you are overwhelmed by. Unfortunately, the hate is only temporary. When it eats away at you until there is nothing left, you are back to where you started. Thinking about them, and how alone you are. Now you are left to cry, either on the inside or out, and making promises to yourself that you will never let this happen again.
She was reckless with her words... Part of you thinks she said was she said, and did what she did, because she loved what you gave her. She did what she had to do to make sure you kept giving her love... even if that ment building you up and leaving you heart broken.
by James January 24, 2007
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